To whichever marketing master is responsible for me having to clean three of these by hand a day…nice job and I hate you.

https://t.co/DnopSvWDlc Recently got a chance to watch @glitch_prod 's Knights of Guinevere--absolute blast, well worth your time to check out.

Getting these toddlers cleaned up at the end of the day is beginning to more closely resemble WWE than a bath.

I would pay a great deal for a Temeraire style series by @naominovik set in the American Civil War.

Pretty sure more of these cheerios end up in my vacuum cleaner than my kids

>Ask for report in digital format >They mail me a CD >???

[UNOFFICIAL] The Way of Kings - Opening Credits Animatic (Fan-Made)

"This is going well"--Phrase used exclusively by people in situations that are not, in fact, going well

Turtles in the Trenches is now free to read! When Arcturus and his crew discover earth, they see a chance for freedom; but humanity is in the middle of WWII! His daughter Reel takes matters into her own claws, but lands in the worst kind of company. https://t.co/y2BDkqKuEX

“Winter is done when I say it’s done.” —Mother Nature, after dumping another foot of snow on us

When editing, read passages aloud in the most sarcastic, mocking tone you can muster. If it still sounds good, it's probably alright.

Babies are the ultimate form of lootbox. "Please be a pro sports player or a doctor...Frick! Another English major!"

A crew of alien asteroid miners have spent generations as indentured servants. When they discover the Earth and humankind, they finally see a chance at freedom. But they’ve arrived in the middle of WWII, and they promptly fall in with the worst kind of company. #A #pitmad #SF

A crew of alien asteroid miners have spent generations as indentured servants. When they discover the Earth and humankind, they finally see a chance at freedom. But they’ve arrived in the middle of WWII, and they promptly fall in with the worst kind of company. #pitmad #SF #A

This election marks the second time that people have paid attention to Nevada politics. There was also that time a dead pimp won a State Assembly seat.

Check out this stunning D&D party portrait, drawn by the amazing Mike Faille! https://t.co/yPb8nHxZlb https://t.co/HZve7JKPLN

Writer’s block is your subconscious telling you that something is wrong with what you’ve already written. Don’t be afraid to go back and change things until it feels right! What’s the most important piece of crafting knowledge you’ve discovered? #writingtips

When I finished the first draft of my book, an editor I know suggested that I leave it alone for a full month before diving into editing. Anyone hear similar advice before? How long do you let things percolate before you start editing?

This looks really excellent; a fresh take on the superhero genre that reminds me in a good way of the #Reckoners series by @BrandSanderson

This sounds cliche, but write every day. There is no substitute for putting words on the page, examining them critically, reading them in your head and out loud, and then writing some more.