Keith Leak Jr
@KeithLeakJr
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Half Human, Half Something Else! Smosh Squad
Joined January 2015
As some of you may know, I was diagnosed with cancer some months back… And creating this sketch was a major outlet for me. Shout out to the @Smosh team for helping my vision come to life
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Oh cause I thought somebody that wasn’t at the peaceful protests said something. #BlackLivesMatter ✊🏿
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Who still needs to listen? I have two jobs for you: . 1. Download @audible_com (if you haven’t already).2. Listen to ESCAPE FROM VIRTUAL ISLAND!!! . Get your free trial here! #ad
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When that STIMULUS check and UNEMPLOYMENT check hit at the SAME DAMN TIME 🕺🏾
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I don’t know who need to hear this but it’s time you wipe the titty milk off your mouth and grow the fuck up!.
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Could the same Trump supporters that took over the capitol storm Area 51 ??? I’m tryna see some aliens 👽.
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Yo!!! I thought Mary, Kate and Ashley were triplets this whole time. .
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Just found out the game TAG stands for “Touch and Go” 🤯.
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If you're gonna watch ONE HOUR SONG MACHINE on AUGUST 14th LIKE ❤️ this tweet!!!!.
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As I continue to go through my cancer journey, I want to make ppl feel good even when I don’t. Thanks to the Smosh Crew for helping me make this project in support of Stand Up to Cancer @SU2C .
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Somebody make me look old from that app everybody and they mama using.
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My mom just told me she wanted me to make it big first before i get drunk and do drugs. What kinda advice? 😂.
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ALWAYS remember. A crack head aint got nothing to lose but the last tooth in they mouf.
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When ppl say they taking a quick shower, does that mean they ain’t washing they legs???.
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In a world where being black is frowned upon. I still LOVE being BLACK! ✊🏿❤️.
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Gotta light skin friend look like Michael Jackson. 🎃👻💀😂 Halloween 2027.@noahgrossman214.#Halloween#Halloween2017#MichaelJackson #KingOfPop
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Pray for @NoahGrossman214 vision. Please ask God to restore his eyesight because I just made a face in his face and he couldn’t see my face.
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The inner crackhead in me just jumped outta my body. Wtf???.
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Yo I’m over her tearing up reading your #KeithDay tweets. Totally unexpected. Thank you all for loving me more than I love myself at times. My heart is so full of love and my eyes are filled with water. Love y’all ❤️🤗.
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I’m not supporting any of my friends marriages since my parents never worked out 🤣.
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White Ppl- I pee’d my pants. Black Ppl- I pee’d on myself.
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I woke up with a chip on my shoulder and I don’t plan on eating it.
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As a kid, I knew my jacket needed to be washed when it smelled like syrup.
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This how kids act when you tell them they can’t play games on yo phone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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A golden toilet as a throne for @realDonaldTrump because he's full of shit. yeah I said it 😒.
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Black History Month came and went. It’s almost like February is the shortest month 😂.
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So my nephew Kayson has had a thing for middle fingers for sometime now. Idk where he got this from but Uncle Keith is here to nip it in the bud 💪🏿👊🏾!!! 😂
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Don’t sugar coat your words with me because Im on a diet and I might eat it.
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Yo! What Youtubers would you want to see make an appearance on my show #OneHourSongMachine ? Drop names and tag them ❤️.
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Me: I’m not a mess. I’m an artist.Dad: You’re like a finger painter. You’re messy .Me:😢.
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I love @Co_Mill @NoahGrossman214 @supershayne and @OliviaSui ❤️. Thanks for bringing in my bday with me.
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I was about to subtweet a few ppl cause I got in my feelings for a second. Bring it back, Keith! Bring it back 😂.
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Man this dude just called me Chris Pebble. I'm so done. I've heard it all.
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Yo grandma hit different when she make you get your own switch. If you think a switch is a gaming system your sadly mistaken.
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You know a song is good when your skin look like raw chicken. I look so uncooked right now. Chills on salmonella.
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Why every time I open a bag of Lay’s Classic Potato Chips, it smell like fart? EVERYTIME 🤯.
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Yoooo! Comment your favorite black YouTubers. Past and Present.
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I was talking to my dad on the phone and heard Jerry Springer in the background. Me: Why you watchin Jerry Springer?.Dad: It gives me hope.
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“Never trust someone who doesn’t swing their arms when they walk.”.-My Mom.
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I don't look like Chris Rock. Chris Rock looks like me 💯.
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The dumbest text message I ever received-.“They are closed yesterday but ok I will go tomorrow”.
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I thought my birthday was on Monday. buts it's actually tomorrow. Welp I'm getting old 😐.
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I just love how everyone is living their best life on social media. .
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My dad was so offended that I burped a couple times on the phone without saying excuse me. He told me to change my burp status 😒🤦🏾♂️. Now how the hell am I supposed to do that??? 🤷🏾♂️.
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Lie thine eyes on the field where I grow my fucks. You will see that it is barren. .
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People with private pages on instagram ALWAYS talk the most $hit . let us see what that face look like, ugly 😂.
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My dad just picked a fight with me because I didn’t say “Excuse me” when I burped. So happy to be home right now!.
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“When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.”.
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Shout out to the ppl who put all their business on fb! I like reading your posts. Keep it up, fam. Love y’all fa real 🙌🏾❤️.
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Whenever I start tweeting back to back I somehow forget that twitter exists (My next tweet will be a month from now).
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🎼If you wanna be somebody. If you wanna go somewhere. You need to wake up .*And shut the fuck up.
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