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If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, then I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger (United fan). ௐ.

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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
Sometimes you just have to spoil yourself and deal with the financial regret later on. 😤
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
1 year
The world deserves to see my dogs 🤝🏽🧿
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@calebsosolid
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1 year
drop a flick out your “favorites” folder
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@Keanan_12
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2 years
Waking up on certain days knowing that I'm going to see my girl, is truly what's keeping me going. 🥺
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@Keanan_12
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4 years
"Jadon Sancho to MUFC is close" "Jadon Sancho to MUFC is OFF" "A breakthrough has been made with Jadon Sancho"
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
Hearing Waka Waka and seeing Zakumi made me feel emotional. 2010, what a time to be alive. 🥺❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
5 months
Nah the fact that Bafana got the whole country to support them for the first time in many of our lifetimes is a win in itself. 🤞🏼❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
The queen 🤝🏽 This first half.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
POV: you're at the last supper.
@Trishan_11
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2 years
Jesus is cooking
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
I can confirm that there is absolutely no better day, than prayer day. 🥺
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@Keanan_12
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1 year
Graduation week slaps because seeing people achieve their goals is top tier. 🤝🏽
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
Artists at Rocking The Daisies performing for everyone in attendance:
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
Lakshmi day AND Premier League returns? A good Friday indeed. ❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
1 year
I promise you, whatever amount you thought you'd spend at DisChem, you WILL spend double that. 🤣🤞🏼
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Idk how to post photosets but anyways 🥴
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@Keanan_12
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2 years
United ruining weekends again? Football is well and truly back 🙄🙄
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
One thing I learned about South Africans, is that they're quick to unite for other countries but can't stand as one to defend and pray for their own people.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
1 year
Guys, I've won. 😩❤️
@nimishaxvi
softie 💘
1 year
forever grateful 🧿
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
It makes me so happy to see Ander Herrera in a CL final, yet breaks my heart so much. 😩
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
My team may not be sharp, but I am.
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@Keanan_12
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3 years
No wonder these 2 mf's were always happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
1 year
South Africa is finished, man. The state of our roads, the lack of access to basic needs like water and electricity, poor education and the violence and crime... Sucks to see what we've become.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
@BoohleSA & @casspernyovest "you got too much sauce." 🤤🔥
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
It's a Marvin's Room kinda Friday. 🥴
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
This generation is so starved of affection that even the smallest bit of kindness gets mistaken for flirting.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Girls who shoot their shot go to heaven. 🥺
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@Keanan_12
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9 months
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@Keanan_12
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4 years
I miss going to the jols with 20% battery and coming back home with no phone. 😔
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Better late than never. 🤷🏽‍♂️❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
I love so strongly yet my heart is my biggest weakness. Ironic.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Iykyk 😤❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
Yoh ha.a. The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😪
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
Students: Online graduation? At least our names will be displayed 😏 @WitsUniversity : 😗
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
You can be the most aesthetically pleasing person, but if your heart ain't pure, you're ugly to me.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
1 year
Graduated twice. Met the woman of my dreams. Got a solid job in my field. 🤝🏽🧿
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
You ever just look at someone and think "now THAT'S heaven on earth"?
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
These 2 clubs have been up and down more times than a yo-yo.
@ODDSbible
ODDSbible
2 years
Rumour has it that Norwich and Fulham have actually never played against each other 🤪👀
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
I'm about to become an alcoholic. This team, hai.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
Stage 5 starting the same time the World Cup begins? Eskom ruins everything. 😤
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
6 months
It seems that a lot of us went back to work today, and on my way in I couldn't help but feel grateful that I am in this position. Things could always be different and sometimes we have to be a little more appreciative. Anyways, have a great 2024 🤝🏽🧿
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
How y'all be in the club when your friend is cheating on their partners.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
My mother sent me to the shop to buy a cabbage. I came home with a lettuce 😭 they never sent me back again 😂
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
1 year
There's people out there shooting their shot on LinkedIn? 💀🤣
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
Aw he's all grown up now 🥺 moving onto the highway to find his Sheila 🤣
@dushan_munsami
Niklaus Mikaelson 🇵🇸🐺🧛🏽⚜️
3 years
If I’m being honest , the streets aren’t for me anymore
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
Driving in Lenz is an extreme sport. But driving in Lenz during a thunderstorm? Yoh ha.a 🙅🏽‍♂️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Literally at the point in my life where if someone wants to leave, they can. I'll even hold the door open for you.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
Guys if money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
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@Keanan_12
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2 years
Such a shame about the Queen... but what happens to the PL now?
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@Keanan_12
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3 years
If they don't know about toxicwap, they're too young for you 🤣
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
There's nothing better than looking back at the year you've had and realizing you've achieved everything you set out for yourself, and more. 🧿🧿
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
After carefully evaluating my current academic state, I think it would be in my best interests to get poes tattooed on my forehead.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
I absolutely love my religion. ❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
That 2019 yanos when ShaSha first hit the scene >>>
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Y'all get to be peng? God just looked at me and said "thawa, one two jokes."
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Today's a good day to remember your worth, don't let anyone treat you less than you deserve. 😤❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Is this too much to ask for? Please God. 🥺
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Lmfao everyone upset about us getting penalties. Stop fouling us then you rats 😭😂
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Did you know? This boy from Spud grew up, became a professional footballer and joined Manchester United. Welcome Donny Van de Beek 😈❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
1 year
You ever just look at how someone in a relationship behaves and feel sad for the person they're dating? 💀
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
3 years ago I was in such a good place. Not mentally, I was just in London.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
TL asleep? If you're capable of letting go easily, it means it was never worth holding onto in the first place. Trust your gut.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Can we just appreciate this girls talent 😭❤️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Woke up this morning missing the jols at Egyptian. 😔 This picture sums up the experience 😂😂
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
My life's mission is to buy her every single Colleen Hoover book
@nimishaxvi
softie 💘
2 years
my life's mission is to read every single Colleen Hoover book
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
My girl wished me on every social media platform she has. Even via email, including her student email 🤣❤️ What a cutie.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Y'all ever eat food so good that you have dreams about it? Even months later? Or are you normal? 😂😂
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
1 year
LUHG, always. 🤝🏽
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@agambi7
Agam🐰🎗️
1 year
Men wearing football tops is a cheat code
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
Mochachos Ridgeway > Everything
@NazneenLombard
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3 years
Mochachos >> Everything
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Yerrrrrr but alcohol tastes so much better when it's illegal 😂
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@Keanan_12
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3 years
Damn I wish I could have attended a Michael Jackson concert. What an experience that must've been. 😩😍
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
"Real g's move in silence like lasagne"
@dushan_munsami
Niklaus Mikaelson 🇵🇸🐺🧛🏽⚜️
3 years
What line in a song has absolutely no business being so hard?
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@Keanan_12
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4 years
Hi @ManUtd , you're the reason cyber bullying exists.
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@Keanan_12
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1 year
My circle of friends gets smaller every year, but gets realer too. They're the best 🤞🏼
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
5 months
I am a grown man, relying on some random 21 year old bloke from Denmark as my primary source of happiness.
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@Keanan_12
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2 years
@dushan_munsami Of the day??
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@Keanan_12
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2 years
Ladies and gentlemen, I have won 🥺🧿
@nimishaxvi
softie 💘
2 years
i can't stop admiring @Keanan_12 , he looks so handsome 🥺
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
This man went from "where's my hug?" to "Naaaaah shit that ain't my kid."
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@Keanan_12
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4 years
Do you also listen to music as soon as you open your eyes in the morning or are you normal?
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Online uni has taught me that we were really only friends with certain people because we saw them 5 times a week. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
I get played so much that I'm available for download on the Playstation Store. 😔
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
Had the perfect weekend with the most perfect girl.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Next time my dog runs out the gate, I'm vying with him. Hai 😂
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3 years
"what test? There's a test?"
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@Keanan_12
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4 years
Istg if we don't win this match, I'll wake up at a Juice World concert. 😤
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@Keanan_12
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4 years
I live my life an assignment deadline at a time. Or whatever Dominic Toretto said.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
3 years
I'm the student who will type one sentence and then take a 1 hour break 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
The only thing that can save us from the heat
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4 years
Sbwl to have a smile nice enough to participate in this smile thread. 🥴
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2 years
Dating your best friend makes you realise that 24-hour days aren't long enough. I need more time with her.
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3 years
I fucked up already. 2022 my year fasho.
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4 years
@dushan_munsami He says he strongly encourages Diwali photosets on the TL.
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Only in South Africa do we celebrate unemployment. Big man tings brutha! 🔥🔥🔥
@dushan_munsami
Niklaus Mikaelson 🇵🇸🐺🧛🏽⚜️
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Guess who’s officially unemployed? 🤣🤲🏽🥺👀🔥🤘🏽🖤
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@Keanan_12
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4 years
Wan-Bissaka runs like he forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer 😭
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@Keanan_12
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1 year
*Checks outside* *Opens Twitter* "Omg guys it's snowing, it's so beautiful"
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Insecure men can't handle independent women. 😗
@srir4cha
Varane. ♑︎
4 years
you okes hate powerful women hey. 🤣
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Keanz
3 years
As a uni student, never ask yourself "can it get worse than this?" because they WILL find a way to show you worse.
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Keanz
4 years
Jumped in my car, took a drive around the block and blasted Marvin's Room on repeat. The life of a United fan. 😪
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
4 years
Me as a lawyer: Hai your honour, I saw him do it. Sathima.
@leolinxo
Doug Judy
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Me as a lawyer: your honour, this bra is over faulty
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@Keanan_12
Keanz
2 years
@nimishaxvi Girl if I'm getting married and it ISN'T to you, I'll ruin my own wedding. 😗🤣
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2 years
People on the oncoming lane that flash their headlights for you when they see cops on your side of the road deserve to go to heaven.
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3 years
R1.48 price increase for diesel and R1.21 for petrol? If you want to see me, you can video call ❤️
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