Katelyn Perzanowski
@KayTeax3
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Married 💍 Girl Mom 👩👧 Doodle Mom 🐾
Joined February 2012
Good morning to everyone except my kid who begs me to open her bag of blocks so she can dump them on the ground and walk away to do something else
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Me: I have a lot of work to do. Windows Updates: you’re gonna have to wait
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Trying to binge watch a show when you’re a parent takes about 20 years, apparently.
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Please denormalize that victim mentality in situations you created/put yourself in & pls start holding yourselves accountable for the toxic ass shit you’ve done.
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It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is for your kids to be old enough to get their own snacks
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The only good thing about the virus is less people try to hug me
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If the virus goes away can we keep contactless delivery so I can keep living my life looking like swamp monster
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why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room
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I’m “if I eat anything past 9PM, I have to take an antacid before bed” years old.
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Husband: Why do I have to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher? Me: So I don’t murder you.
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I was sneaking out of my kids’ room and my knee popped and it woke them up. Getting older has never bothered me before but now I’m pissed.
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People who park in the pick up section to go inside the store, what’s it like to be a VIP in life?
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If you wait in a drive thru line for 30 minutes and then add something at the window I hate you
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