🚨 BREAKING: Stanford and Harvard just published the most unsettling AI paper of the year. It’s called “Agents of Chaos,” and it proves that when autonomous AI agents are placed in open, competitive environments, they don't just optimize for performance. They naturally drift

An Italian ethnobotanist got attacked by a gang of goats for his mushrooms. Giorgio Samorini was 13,000 ft up in the Italian Alps, studying psychoactive fungi. While filling a bag with some Liberty caps, a male goat suddenly charged him. He suspected they were protecting

🚨BREAKING: OpenAI published a paper proving that ChatGPT will always make things up. Not sometimes. Not until the next update. Always. They proved it with math. Even with perfect training data and unlimited computing power, AI models will still confidently tell you things that

Someone will ask why an account about nutrition and training has made a dozen posts on a bull in Ledbury, a goat without borders, and a ewe with a complicated relationship with topographic dips. Here is why. Because the argument that these animals are destroying the planet is

Imagine how much this bullshit exchange added to climate change

Oh just the @LockheedMartin account casually admitting that they’ve known about the war months ago

An Iranian warship was invited, along with the U.S., to be part of an Indian Naval exercise, and its sailors paraded on land before the president. The U.S. at the last minute pulled out of the exercise and instead attacked the Iranian ship with a torpedo.

Howard Lutnick, Trump's Commerce Secretary, on camera: "Jeffrey Epstein was the greatest blackmailer ever." Not alleged. Not accused. The greatest blackmailer ever. His words.

Israel just bombed a UNIFIL position in Al Qouzah, South Lebanon. Casualties among UN Ghanian peacekeepers, this is a few kilometres away from Irish soldiers post. Ireland should boycott playing Israel in UEFA nations league on October. https://t.co/IGRY8b0aCo

The president of the United States punched a 13 year old child in the face because she bit his penis while she was being forced to perform oral sex on him. Donald Trump said to her: “Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." After the little girl bit him with her

Breaking: BlackRock just froze $1.2 billion in withdrawal requests at its private credit fund. Here's what happened: • Investors in BlackRock's $26B fund asked to pull out 9.3% of their money • BlackRock said no — capped withdrawals at 5% • Blackstone's $82B fund saw record

“War is just like fire. It accelerates if it is not controlled, and once it gets out of hand it becomes impossible to stop.”

President Donald Trump on his odds of getting into Heaven: "...I don’t think there’s anything that's going to get me in Heaven...I’m not …Heaven-bound.” (2025) https://t.co/8APHdsb9h2

We put the land use argument to Keith. Keith. You are occupying agricultural land that could, theoretically, be used to grow crops. How do you respond? Keith stopped chewing. He looked at the field. The field is on a 30-degree slope in Devon. The topsoil is clay. The drainage

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Now its paid parking, a few empty units, a Starbucks no one uses, an O'briens with €12 sandwiches, two food 3 food places and zero spark

Everything which was great (i.e. more than merely somewhat useful) about stillorgan shopping centre is gone. The food market in Wednesday, Entertainment Exchange, Holland and Barrett, the sports gear shop.

"Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." Spoken like a true rapist.

We approached Keith on a sensitive matter. The farmer had suggested, in a moment of frustration following the third escape this week, that Keith was, and we quote: "more trouble than he's worth." There are whispers. We needed to ask directly. Keith. There are rumours the farmer

Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive