"There is nothing sadder than the agonized grief of a tender-hearted monster" Found my epitaph.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Red Sock Dog season 🎶

Closed captioning coming thru with a banger.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could….

Made a hat.

New season of Twin Peaks looks dope.

First of all, ew.

Who care if me eat carrot, broccoli, and lettuce? Me still Cookie Monster. Me not a sham.

When will @Maybelline quit with the dilly dallying & bring back watermelon Kissing Coolers? 😡

Having a teenager is fun.

A VPN being down feels a lot like Adult Snow Day.

That predator probably thinks he’s tough stuff, but it’s easy with all those gadgets he brought. I’d like to see naked & afraid predator running around with a rock & see how far he gets then. #PreyMovie

I picked a good one. ♥️

Well shit, maybe they had insider info.

So spooky, I pop up looking like a summer pumpkin. 149 long days left.

Me: “I’m done being extra.” Also Me:

From Pound Puppies to Frenchies, my dude @Kmart530 turns 40 today! Happiest of Birthdays, Sweets—only bright skies ahead.

It’s the little things that make this house a home.

It feels unfair that they get this majestic Popple & all we get is dumbbutt Franklin.

Yo. Remember the Land Before Time? Remember Sarah the Triceratops? Her name wasn’t Sarah. 🤯

When no one cares that you spared no expense.