KARKAT VANTAS
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7 SWEEPS. DEMIGIRL. ANYTHING BUT HE/HIM. (Admin Is 15 pfp By @evngelicGrdener)
Joined November 2025
// Okay so with everything happening I think it would be a good idea to disclose the accounts that Divi owned, since they owned a lot Accounts owned by Divi (as far as I am aware.) @/TimaeussTestify @/DadbertGuy @/cuddlfishPeixes @/UltHeartPrince @/UltAlternate @/DirkinAwesome
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==> Aradia: Claim your account again. After roughly a week of trying to fight the odd lock on your account, you have successfully reclaimed it. -Oh hang on a minute what's this? Another prompt?
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THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST. THE TRICKSTER VIRUS HAS RETURNED TO PARODYSTUCK CURRENT THREAT LEVEL: LOW, BUT MAY CHANGE TO HIGH AT ANY MOMENT. MORE IN THREAD.
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thought it w0uld be fun to g0 visit a park. everything was a bit too green if y0u ask me.
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==> Calliope: Enter the scene. > You place the two's meal on the table, you ignore how the table seems to squish down at the weight of the sphagetti and flash a smile. apologies it took so long, there was jUst a bit of troUble in the kitchen. hope yoU enjoy it! ^u^
@fujoshidave I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT GO DOWN. <Whatever, not a problem for now. I HEARD A BUNCH OF YELLING COMING FROM THE KITCHEN, I WONDER IF THEY KNOW HOW LOUD THEY ARE BEING, JEGUS.
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ok anyway fuck what were we talking about kinda just got distracted from all the food havent eaten in a few days actually but it was probably worth it look how fucking sick my suit is got it custom tailor made oh where i got it the place blew up i was their last customer order
any minUte yoU all spend there standing and looking all clUeless the longer oUr cUstomers go hUngry!! say yes chef!!! >> Moved by your words, they start helping. dont worry, dear dave and girlkat, ill make sUre this date goes perfect! ==> Calliope: Go back to cooking.
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//got the stupidest fucking idea for an image ever while @amporalix was explaining lore in the highblood gc im so sorry dude😭😭
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==> SOLLUX: Takeover. Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You are a GOLDBLOOD, yada yada. You are currently living on EARTH-C, and have been asked to take over this account.
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==> ...i hate you
@coolk1dblogs ==> You just stare at him for a moment as if trying to calculate how you're going to do something. ==> Once you do, you swiftly move to pick him up before he can react. THERE WE GO. THIS IS SO WEIRD HOLY SHIT. ==> You cannot help but grin. It's just too strange.
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===> You left the hive last night, and still haven't come back to it. All you've been doing is sitting on some tall building's roof, staring out and snacking on some donuts you bought at a local bakery. You're using this as a bit of time to think to yourself about stuff.
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==> ?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK
@coolk1dblogs ==> Karkat: Take advantage of the confusion you've caused. You have only one shot at this. Quickly teleport behind Dapple and pick him up.
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// hey everyone! I'm going to be taking a break from parody stuck! I just haven't felt all that motivated to keep going recently. I might be back at some point. I do have another parody account @Split_writer if you want to still rp with me!
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==> Ignore him.
==> Karkat: Teleport to Dapple anyway, since you don't like being told what to do. And cause you REALLY need to see this.
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haaiiiiii thankz for visitin my humblest of profiles idrk what to write so u can just click my epic page to learn more about me (//o^) https://t.co/qm6hALP1ra
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Your name is IRRELEVENT right now. There is nothing ABNORMAL about you besides for how fucking COOL you are. You have NORMAL PARENTS. Who SUCK. Which of who you prefer to AVOID. You have an affinity for SPORTS and ATHLETICS. particularly SOCCER. https://t.co/tVcq4rkdYT .
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