🩸GOD TIER KARKAT🩸
@BLOODBATHSPIT
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EPS KARKAT RETURNS - GRAB YOUR POPCORN, TAKE A SEAT, AND ENJOY THE SHITSHOW. BECAUSE I SURE AS FUCK WON'T. ALT: @BLOODBATHSPRITE (pfp by @evngelicGrdener)
HELLWORLD
Joined March 2024
(ooc: hi, parodystuck. i'll be coming back from my break soon. i wanted to apologize to all of you but also publicly state that from now on i'm intending to do better. so, i'm setting up some ground rules for myself on this account. and if i break them, kick my ass.)
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO SEND THIS TO ME ON JUNE 12TH HUMAN CALENDAR.
if you're 19... stop it.
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@BLOODBATHSPIT //ptwt the only place you can make gay mirrorshipping(??? IS this mirrorshipping/selfcest/ whatever it is) out of a spongebob movie clip oh my god
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please check this out because what the fuck
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// Okay so with everything happening I think it would be a good idea to disclose the accounts that Divi owned, since they owned a lot Accounts owned by Divi (as far as I am aware.) @/TimaeussTestify @/DadbertGuy @/cuddlfishPeixes @/UltHeartPrince @/UltAlternate @/DirkinAwesome
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(censoring the word so they don't fucking dogpile me, i just wanna remind everyone of this one boundary. ok? ok)
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(ooc: man this fandom sucks so here's a helpful reminder taken from my main's bio: PR*SHIP TERRORISTS STAY THE FUCK AWAY, I DO NOT FW ANY OF YOU!!!!!)
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The Shipdeck: Be unprepared for the explosion of the Ethernet Router. While the Emperor’s Alternia may seem sad, cold and hollow. There is one place that has nothing but joy. “The Shipdeck” the area where The King’s army resides. (Im tired asf bro just imagine this but trolls)
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@coolk1dblogs @BLOODBATHSPIT ==> You hold out the two bowls looking pretty satisfied with yourself. OF COURSE IT IS! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS! ==> You place them both down on a table, waiting for Dave to praise your work. Godkat can also see how you didn't mess anything up at all either!
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==> Karkat: Teleport to @coolk1dblogs with a subway sandwich in hand. You're 3 inches shorter than when you last visited. ...IF YOU LAUGH AT ME I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU.
@coolk1dblogs JUST GOTTA GET YOU THAT SUB FIRST. GOG I HOPE NONE OF THE STAFF THERE ASK WHY I'M SHORTER NOW.
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SHOULD I START TAGGING PEOPLE IN RANDOM ASS CHITTER POSTS THAT REMIND ME OF THEM MORE OFTEN?
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ANYWAY. NOW THAT MY HAIR'S DECENT AGAIN I CAN GO ON WITH MY DAY.
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HUH. I HAVE FEELING LIKE SOMETHING STUPID JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN. WEIRD.
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NEVER GO TO SLEEP WITH WET HAIR WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
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@BLOODBATHSPIT @carcinoGrilltst // pac-man's a bad guy??
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==> Aradia: Redo your pin. Your name is ARADIA MEGIDO. You have recently obtained the title of THE WATCHFUL. You live on ALTERNIA, with your ADOPTED DAUGHTER ACROSS TIME. Your skills are WIDE AND VARIED from your TIME ABILITIES. And your strawpage is https://t.co/MEanczNkWV
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==> Aradia: Claim your account again. After roughly a week of trying to fight the odd lock on your account, you have successfully reclaimed it. -Oh hang on a minute what's this? Another prompt?
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I THINK THERE'S EVEN MORE THAN THAT ACTUALLY.
five cancers... and five more cancers!
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