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⚑ Real News. Sharp Takes. No Apologies. πŸ”₯ Trending stories, political chaos & viral mess β€” with a side of sarcasm. 🧠 Truth Hurts. We Say It Anyway.

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On average, U.S. adults wake up in a bad mood about 300 days a yearβ€”basically, most mornings start with a grumble instead of a smile.
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About 70 people in New York City are bitten by squirrels every year.
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Approximately 11% of Americans have never left the state in which they were born.
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⚠️ Urgent & Attention-Grabbing:.🚨 TEXAS FLOOD DISASTER.β€’ 50 dead.β€’ 15 children among the victims.β€’ Dozens still missing.Crews continue desperate rescue efforts across affected zones. This is no longer just a natural disaster β€” it’s a national tragedy.
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🚨 HEARTBREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott has declared Sunday, July 6 as a Day of Prayer to honor the victims of the catastrophic flooding in Kerr County. πŸ’” At least 32 people, including 14 children, have been confirmed dead. πŸ™ Prayers up for Texas.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump and Elon Musk will meet at Trump’s Bedminster golf club. Two of the most influential figures in politics and tech β€” and the headlines are just getting started. πŸ§¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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🚨 HEARTBREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott has declared Sunday, July 6 as a Day of Prayer to honor the victims of the catastrophic flooding in Kerr County. πŸ’” At least 32 people, including 14 children, have been confirmed dead. πŸ™ Prayers up for Texas.
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πŸš¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ BREAKING: Texas Flood Disaster β€” DOZENS DEAD, 23+ Children Missing. Torrential rains triggered catastrophic flash floods across Central Texas. The Guadalupe River rose 8 meters in 45 minutes β€” no time to escape. πŸ•οΈ Camp Mystic, hosting 700+ girls, was swept overnight. πŸ’” At
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🚨#BREAKING: A mass casualty incident has been declared in Lake Martin, Alabama after an explosion rocked a fireworks barge during an Independence Day celebration. πŸ“ Near Blue Creek, witnesses reported a sudden fireball and deafening boom that echoed across the lake, turning
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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ NEW: Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg once again celebrated the 4th of July in signature style β€” wake surfing with flair. Continuing his now-annual tradition, Zuckerberg shared a video of himself cruising across the water, marking Independence Day with high-speed patriotism. Last
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🚨 BREAKING: Unlawful assembly declared at the federal building in downtown Los Angeles. Heavy police presence on scene as tensions escalate. πŸŽ₯: Julio_Rosas11
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❗️ 13 KILLED in β€˜catastrophic’ Texas floods β€” authorities 23 girls MISSING from summer camp.
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🚨 BREAKING: Catastrophic flooding hits Texas Hill Country β€” Kerrville & Comfort, TX submerged. A home was swept downriver with people still inside. Emergency crews are responding amid raging waters. πŸ’” Pray for Texas. πŸ™ Stay safe, stay alert. #TexasFloods #Kerrville
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🚨 BREAKING: Absolute chaos unfolding in Las Vegas!. The Cromwell Hotel & Casino is being evacuated as thick smoke rises from the building. Emergency crews are on scene. πŸ“Las Vegas, Nevada.🎰 This is happening right now β€” situation developing fast.
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🚨 BREAKING: Catastrophic flooding hits Texas Hill Country β€” Kerrville & Comfort, TX submerged. A home was swept downriver with people still inside. Emergency crews are responding amid raging waters. πŸ’” Pray for Texas. πŸ™ Stay safe, stay alert. #TexasFloods #Kerrville
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🚨 TRAGIC: 9‑YEAR‑OLD GIRL DIES IN HOT CAR NEAR HOUSTON β€” THIRD CHILD HOT‑CAR FATALITY IN TEXAS THIS WEEK 🚨. A 9‑year‑old girl was found dead after being left inside a Toyota Camry from around 6β€―a.m. to 2β€―p.m. while her mother worked an 8‑hour shift. The car was parked in
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Would anyone else here have used a pillow to distract it to be able to get away from it?
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🚨 DEVASTATION IN TEXAS: Deadly Flash Floods Overwhelm Entire Towns 🌊. San Angelo and Kerrville saw 18+ inches of rain overnight β€” nearly an entire year’s worth in just hours. ⚠️ Confirmed fatalities. Homes, roads, and neighborhoods underwater. πŸŒ€ The Guadalupe River rose over
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πŸ“‰πŸ” Shrinkflation hits harder than heartbreak. McDonald's Big Mac went from $0.50 to $8 and lost 40% of its size from 1980 to 2025. Same name. Less burger. More pain. Welcome to the economy where nostalgia costs extra.
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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Happy Independence Day, America! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ.249 years of freedom, resilience and innovation β€” one year away from a quarter millennium! πŸ«‘πŸŽ†. To my American friends: enjoy the fireworks, the spirit and the legacy. To the world: July 4th marks the birth of a bold experiment in
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