This isn’t war. This is genocide. Repeat it. Spread it. Let the world know.

i fucking hate it here

screaming

when did we decide that tote bags should be $40

this is absolutely sending me

on a scale from 1-10, how salty is monty about his new coat 😭😂

This is Rocky. He gets a little wild when his humans have friends over, so they distract him with squirrel videos. 14/10

me @ midnight last night

i did something today that i’ve put off doing for years due to crippling anxiety. but today i did it & i am proud of myself :)

#BREAKING: Federal Health Minister Jean-Yves Duclos says Canada will once again require a negative COVID-19 test for all those entering Canada, even Canadians who take short trips of less than 72 hours outside the country.

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their golf swing

sometimes i’m surprised at the random information i’m able to remember …and sometimes i forget how to spell “the” :)

pov: me checking my email every 8 seconds for shipping confirmation for the laptop i ordered ~12 hours ago

imagine writing this caption and then posting it

I’m very happy to announce I'm joining @MeduzaMusic on their next single Tell It To My Heart, out on the 29th of October. You can pre-save it now and hear a preview of the song over on TikTok. 🖤 https://t.co/BvZbE8GqZs

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

literally everything i’ve seen about megan fox and mgk has been against my will

i sit on my bed with the posture of a gargoyle when i’m studying and then wonder why i feel like an arthritic 89 year old