Judgement Dave
@Judgement_Dave
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I never said I was funny. Oh... wait. I did didn't I. I was being ironic.
Manchester, UK
Joined June 2010
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Surprisingly , Reform are really helping the Tories to lose athe biggest loonies and give them a chance to pull themselves back vvto the party they used to be.
BREAKING: Suella Braverman has defected to Reform UK.
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As it’s clear that right-minded people (probably including many players) don’t want to visit the US for #FIFAWorldCup, is it too late to organise a parallel unofficial World Cup in Europe? (Apologies to Canada and Mexico, but fascist regimes often look to invade neighbours.)
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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Peaceful observation is terrorism. (With due credit to George Orwell)
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In all fairness, it’s not Reform councillors choice to stand with ICE but there first choice was shut down about 81 years ago.
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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Peaceful observation is terrorism. (With due credit to George Orwell) #ICE #Trump #Pretti #WasntThe2ndAmendmentMeantToStopThis
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At WEF in Davos, Trump said when Denmark was invaded by Germany, the US had to step in and save them, saying it like the US entered WW2 straight away. It was 20 months after Germany invaded Denmark when USA entered the war. Pearl Harbour and US self-interest were key factors.
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It’s great listening to Trump delivering a list of achievements he’s had since 1 year ago when this speech started. #WhiteHouse
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Has any president ever rambled so incoherently that their own intestines rose up and strangled them as a mercy killing? #WhiteHouse #madgramps
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Q: Why did Trump ask Putin and Lukashenko to join his Board of Peace? A: Because Hitler and Stalin weren’t available.
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The UK government (and any sane opposition parties) must be drawing up plans, and having backroom meetings, for closer military ties with Europe and rejoining the EU. In its current state, USA cannot be relied upon for defence or trade.
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He burst into tears because the Rwanda scheme was so cruel and he was upset that he hadn’t thought of it.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Dick. Dick who? Dictators don’t need elections anymore. Now that’d be Trump joking about elections.
Reporter: President Trump has talked twice in recent days about canceling the election. Why is he talking about this? Leavitt: The president was simply joking
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It’s quite common for men in their 80s to have trouble achieving an election.
Reporter: President Trump has talked twice in recent days about canceling the election. Why is he talking about this? Leavitt: The president was simply joking
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Irony is dead.
JD Vance On Europe: “They always appeal to the past: we fought together in World War II, we fought together in the war on terror. We’re grateful for that and glad to have such allies. But just because you did something smart 25 years ago doesn’t mean you can’t do something stupid
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To be fair to the Orange Dictator, I’m also surprised that he is alive and in hospital when the footage clearly shows he should be alive and in a police cell.
Trump: "It is hard to believe he is alive, but is now recovering in a hospital"
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Q: Why are the Las Vegas @Raiders looking forwards to Christmas? A: Because Santa only brings one sack. #Raiders
#RaiderNation #CLEvsLV
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Q: Why are the Las Vegas Raiders looking forwards to Christmas? A: Because Santa brings just 1 sack. #Raiders
#RaiderNation
#CLEvsLV
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Catching the ball for a first down? Didn’t Tucker get the memo everyone else got?#Raiders
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