Wish they had a Ned's declassified survival guide for adult life

New tax year new me

Take me back to when the news was reliable.

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Can't handle playing 8 ball pool when the opposition shoots a shot over the bow with the classic pre-set comment, "Nice shot!"

How much pastry can one eat before dying ?

Open for a surprise.. 😅

Run Nicola Run…. 🤣

I drink Asti like a proud mum celebrating the wain's decent report card

Anyone else feel overly anxious when you watch those videos of a mother duck/wee ducklings in tow and they need to get round an obstacle and there is always one or two struggling at the back.

Yer sticks no even touching the ground man! 😂😂

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So covid is not very nice

Tony Soprano but if he was in the Teletubbies

Salad cream runs through my veins

I'm not a courageous person but I do sleep with my feet out the bottom of the covers sometimes