A few weeks ago
@stoolpresidente
gifted me unreal seats to tomorrow’s Pacers/Knicks game. I knew I wanted to take my dad — after 3 years of being home he can now travel with his new kidney. The
@Pacers
heard about Dave’s generosity and made it all happen. We’re so excited!
My brother has to work at Applebee’s on Christmas Eve and because my mom can’t bear the thought of being without her child for a holiday meal we will also be dining at Applebee’s on CHRISTMAS EVE
5 years ago I fell off the train at Disney World which resulted in the Welcome Show being forever canceled and current Disney employees are still talking about it. I ruined a family tradition for millions. This is a burden I carry until the end of time.
There was a brief period of time that I was unemployed.
@stoolpresidente
flew to Indianapolis and offered me and a few pals jobs on the spot. What was possibly the darkest moment in my life turned into the most beautiful opportunity. Happy to be here. That is all.
I’m not saying teachers should teach students how to gamble. But I am saying the quadratic formula is not helping me understand what’s going on at my company right now.
I’m not sure what my next move is but I do know I’ll never be able to explain how grateful I am. Thank you to my boss for changing my life. Thank you to a group of men who became my brothers. I’d like to think I grew up a bit on Heartland Radio. Thank you for always tuning in.
Made my grandma pose for pics because this month she celebrates 50 years of operating her lawnmower shop. She still sharpens blades, cleans carburetors, and only takes cash. What a woman.
Rarely do I publicly state personal goals but Twitter can be a platform of accountability. As of today, June 10, 2018, I will be embarking on a mission to try every item on The Cheesecake Factory menu. Thank you for following my journey.
Recap: Ebony (
@BstoolSecurity
) bought me a giant dildo and throat numbing spray for my bday. As she was ushering her 6 year old into school, he took the gift to his classroom without her noticing. Where is it now? With the principal.
After 17 seasons, Zach Randolph has announced he will not be returning to the NBA. No one has given back to my town like Zach has...the kindest heart and the most generous spirit. He also had the best wedding I will ever attend and reminded me how poor I am. Thank you, Z-Bo!
After several missed calls from a random number I finally pick up only for the caller to hang up. Now it seems I’ve got myself into a situation. How should we proceed?
I’ve lived in NYC for 6 months now. I truly didn’t think I could make it but here I am. A little in my feelings but I want to say thank you to everyone. I genuinely look forward to interacting with my coworkers and this supportive, passionate community every day. Life is good.
Here’s a pic of me and ~The Dog~ posing with cigarette filters. He gave them to me to give to my grandma to help her quit smoking!!! What a class act!!!! I love him!!!!
Would anyone be interested in hearing the story of the time my parents put me in an anti drug advocacy show choir so I would fit in with public school kids
It's been almost 6 months since I gave my dad my kidney so I'm celebrating by participating in the NYC Kidney Walk! My goal is to raise $250 to help cover expenses for a donor. Please consider giving here:
I really do not trust restaurants that carry Pepsi products. I also do not trust couples who sit on the same side of the booth but that’s a conversation for a later time.