Joshua Kaye
@JoshuaDKaye_
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Poetic astrologer revealing wealth codes through somatics and universal laws. This is an AI-free zone.
Joined December 2023
Astrology readings are now open. January Sale: 12-month forecast £155 (30% off). Glamour Magic Reading £111. Also available: 6-month Wealth Forecast, Astrocartography, Birth Chart readings. 10 slots open, click link in bio to book. First come, first served. Reviews below 👇
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The Beckham discourse is projection and fanfiction. We don’t know what happened between them, so the “cut him out the will” cheering is embarrassing. Rich and famous families can be messy and unethical too. Leave the courtroom cosplay.
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Stop treating your birth chart like a voodoo doll. When someone says “don’t post your chart online, something bad will happen to you,” the subtext is: your own signature is dangerous, your fate is fragile, your energy is easy to hijack. That trains fear. Fear shrinks
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@JoshuaDKaye_ I can’t tell you how important location astrology is the country I live in is a Taurus ascendant which sits in my 12 the house of loss plus foreign lands moved my bank account in a country that supports my sun and booom money incoming
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Full breakdown on Substack, plus the key timing thread into summer 2026 and beyond, and how to reap the rewards. Read it on Substack: https://t.co/D257JUuie9
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Saturn sextile Uranus on January 20, 2026 is the AI acceleration point. Expect rules to start forming while tech tools keep getting sharper. Proof begins to beat persuasion. Receipts start to matter more than confidence. Process becomes part of reputation. Even good work can
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When the 7th lord links to the 9th or 12th, partnership often carries “far from home” symbolism. Different culture, language, background, worldview, or a life lived across borders. Aspects to the 7th lord show the texture: Jupiter/Venus = ease and enrichment. Saturn = delays,
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i do not understand the jokes about kai cenat. most americans read below a 6th grade level and are functionally illiterate. he is learning to read exactly as one should: looking up words you don’t know to learn the definition which builds your vocabulary and literacy.
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Get ready for a crazy few months ahead.
NEW - Bank of England urged to plan for a financial crisis, triggered by an official announcement confirming the existence of aliens and put contingencies in place to prevent collapse. https://t.co/s4zwCNpCzL
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Everyone carries both active and receptive currents. Astrology maps this through polarity: six masculine signs, six feminine. When someone over-identifies with one current and neglects the other, the system overcorrects, and the imbalance leaks out as reactive, controlling,
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That stillness explains why 4th-house activations can feel weird. When planets hit the 4th, people often report: Nostalgia without a cause Emotional heaviness without drama A desire to retreat Family themes resurfacing sideways It’s a haunted house reaction. Nothing attacks
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Chill” works on multiple levels. The 4th house is the lowest point of the chart. Dark. Cold. Still. Airless, in a symbolic sense. No movement. No circulation. No easy language for what gets stored there. Ancestors in the 4th rarely shout. They murmur. They creak the
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The 4th house is where the ancestors like to chill. Let me explain. It sits 5th from the 12th. If the 12th is the place of what has slipped behind the veil, then the 5th adds pleasure, leisure, play, and lingering enjoyment. So fifth-from-twelfth reframes ancestry as something
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5th from Scorpio is Pisces. Scorpios are big ol’ softies, I love ‘em
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AI has a place. If someone cannot afford a reading, using it as a starting point makes sense. But please don’t rely on it for everything. Astrology + spirituality live in nuance, context, timing, judgment and intuition when appropriate. Those come from lived experience,
I GAVE GROK MY BIRTH DATE AND TIME It broke down my entire life with an unsettling precision. No horoscopes. No tarot. Just pure artificial intelligence. Here are 7 prompts you should try ↓
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