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Joshua Edwards

@JoshEdwards55

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Finance geek, world traveler, and dad. Views are my own.

Albuquerque, NM
Joined September 2016
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
This is a great idea! It'll likely be the first time many of the @GOP have ever read it, and especially for those members of the @HouseGOP who can't read at all!
@SpeakerMcCarthy
Kevin McCarthy
3 years
On the very first day of the new Republican-led Congress, we will read every single word of the Constitution aloud from the floor of the House—something that hasn't been done in years.
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@MikeSington
Mike Sington
3 years
BREAKING: Trump tries to trick President Biden into pardoning him. (Artist: Paul Leigh @Pleightx)
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
What a shit show for #WorldCup2022 FIFA is such a corrupt organization. Would love for them to feel the pain for this terrible decision. Qatar Bans Beer At Stadiums 48 Hours Before World Cup Starts https://t.co/RZVEyn8YO0
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Qatar has banned the sale of alcohol anywhere near all eight World Cup stadiums in a sudden change of policy just 48 hours before the start of the tournament.“Following discussion between host...
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Jesus even he sounds bored of his speech.
@OliviaRubinABC
Olivia Rubin
3 years
A crowd has formed by the exit of the ballroom as some try to leave Trump’s announcement speech before he has finished…. But security won’t let them.
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@OliviaRubinABC
Olivia Rubin
3 years
A crowd has formed by the exit of the ballroom as some try to leave Trump’s announcement speech before he has finished…. But security won���t let them.
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Trump went as Madame Tussads version of himself for Halloween, very clever.
@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
3 years
No costume needed.
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@duty2warn
Duty To Warn 🔉
3 years
Mike Lee caught on tape saying he wants to "phase out Social Security, pull it up from the roots, get rid of it." Didn’t that used to be the third rail of American politics. Why are seniors voting for people who want to take away their Social Security?
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Ah yes, Payment for Status. What better system for peasants to get ahead? Everyone knows a system that people have to pay for is exactly how you empower them! Don't mind the fact that peasants can't actually afford those systems so they instead further enforce those distinctions
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 years
Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Not cool to call out Trump like this.
@HowThingsWork_
HOW THINGS WORK
3 years
Single brain cell looking for connections:
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@keithboykin
Keith Boykin
3 years
Republican Jesus is trending again. https://t.co/0LkKTAEisB
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Every year that democrats keep control of the Senate is another year the turtle Mitch McConnell can fade into obscurity. That's good enough for me.
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Make Ronchetti says his go to beer is a Dos Equis. Bad for Breweries. Bad for New Mexico.
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@MelnykAndrij
Andrii Melnyk
3 years
@elonmusk Fuck off is my very diplomatic reply to you @elonmusk
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
And people think this guy is intelligent.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
3 years
Ukraine-Russia Peace: - Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people. - Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Khrushchev’s mistake). - Water supply to Crimea assured. - Ukraine remains neutral.
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Also can we take a moment to appreciate that @StephenKing is such a pop cultural phenomenon that he can casually reference his own previous writing Cujo in his current writing and it works. Like of course these kids have seen that movie, who hasn't. The ultimate humble brag.
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
I'm reading fairy tale by the amazing @StephenKing and the characters just mentioned Cujo off hand. Which really hurt my brain. It means these characters live in a world where Stephen King is an author and they're written by Stephen King.
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Did @Yvette4congress just compare me to her dog in her campaign ad? "I look out for my dog, just like I look after you." Maybe not the brag you think it is.
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
When you're fired as the CEO, you don't get to take all the company documents home, sorry.
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
The best part of this is the idea that Trump accidentally dreams a out declassifying state nuclear secrets, and BAM!
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@JoshEdwards55
Joshua Edwards
3 years
Boy in hindsight illegally flying a bunch of asylum applicants to liberal lawyer Island might have been a poor move.
@JuddLegum
Judd Legum
3 years
BREAKING: Migrants flown to Massachusetts file class action lawsuit against DeSantis and other Florida officials in federal court
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