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I tweet a lot of absolute shit …and make oontz oontz music
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British IMMIGRANTS being kicked out of Spain that voted for Brexit but didn’t think it would affect them and are now illegal people in a territory they didn’t apply for residency for is the FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN TODAY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ur fun fact of the day: the insect population is declining by roughly 2.1% each year and nearly 40% of all bug/insect species are slowly creeping into the endangered classification. It’s the biggest, *unspoken* mass extinction we’ve witnessed in 250 million years :(
Older people remember well that, any car trip on most roads meant a windshield/grill covered in bugs crushed by impact. Today this no longer happens in the same way. Where did the insects go?
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How I think I look in the club when the strobe lights come on:
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You’re offered 2.5 MIL to do a line of coke. Wyd❓🤔🤔
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*Jamaican Rastafarian patient I’m doing blood test for notices pinned badges on lanyard*
P: yes son, Black Lives Matter!
Me: haha yeah!
P: a wah de rainbow ting for?
*Internal panic attack*
Me: gay pride.
*silence*
P: Peace and unity for everyone! Jah righteous
EVOLUTION!!!
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It’s mad she sang on all these tracks. She is THEE voice of UK House music. She deserves all her flowers fr!
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Men who are equally as feminine as they are masculine are hot
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Making gay friends
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Brexit - a mission that wouldn’t allow to move freely within EU countries as long as you work, the EU that Spain is apart of, they thought WOULDN’T affect them? Like how fucking stupid do you have to be? YOU’RE A FILTHY BRITISH IMMIGRANT, BREXIT IS EXACTLY FOR YOU!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This video feels more acceptable back in 2013 than it does now and that should scare us
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Seeing a guy shirtless is equally as exciting now as it was when I was 11 and I love that
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Last week a man was murdered in NYC for being gay and minding their business and yesterday in London, two men are stabbed in the smoking area of a gay bar for being gay and *minding their business* and we’re the supposed threats to society? Lol, say less man
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Your man is on grindr sending dick pics to strangers in your area a week after your civil partnership ceremony and you’re literally on bail for harassing people. You’re deffo spending your time worrying about the wrong things idk but that’s just me
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Went to the corner shop and was waiting behind some kids who didn’t have enough money to buy what they wanted (it was like £1) so I told the guy behind the counter I’d pay for it and they said “safe uncle”
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Was a HIT over here in the UK and Europe, you could not escape this song even if you tried!
Our love for camp oontz oontz music regardless of background and culture >>
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Yall I finally told my grandma I’m gay and she said why did it take so long to say to which I responded “you know your Ghanaian culture and Grandads Jamaican culture” she said “Nathan, we’re in a pandemic and you think we’re worried about people’s sexualities oh?” 😭❤️ SO HAPPY
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LMFAO Shepard’s Bush mandem just tried to check me in the ends and one of them was a DL guy who I’ve exchanged multiple nudes with several times. He said “nah leave him, he’s good he’s calm” 😭😭
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And she didn’t lie one bit
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A jockstrap and harness to the Renaissance tour is really wild, this album was for the gays but not THAT type of gay 😭 just not the place to wear it 💀
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“CHOWKE HIM” 😭😭
White on White Violence.. with a Carribean Instigator! 🤣🤣
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- 60% less nightlife in London than there was in 2006
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London is a FAKE 24hr city
London is leading the world in its 24-hour policy with other global cities looking to us for inspiration.
London's Night Czar spoke earlier about her role, championing the nighttime economy and representing 1.3m workers.
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It’s crazy how you can tick every box of the beauty standard and still have the sex appeal of a pear
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Hate that a male Hippo from Madigascar awakened my inner homosexual spirit when I was 7 because why was he kinda…
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Flying insects in the UK and parts of Europe have declined in population by up to 60% in the last 20 years. Our windshields don’t look like that anymore literally because there aren’t any around like that anymore.
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Brixton and Harlesden (Jamaica), Peckham and Woolwich (Nigeria) Southall (India), Elephant & Castle (Columbia), Camden (Somalia), Barnet (Turkey), what else can we add to the list??
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smile if you spread ass cheeks apart and spit right in the hole
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A lot of people not realising that this “discourse” is NOT an age gap discourse but a Grooming/Safeguarding one. If you and your partner are both grown adults with 10 years apart we don’t care. Being 17 and approached by a a man who’s nearly triple your age is predatory behaviour
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She was so real but she got fired after posting this 😭😭
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Africans know they are Black btw, like thats common sense. It’s just that when you’re from a place where 99% of the population looks like you, you identify off that ethnicity/nationality first. Identifying with your race first is almost exclusive to multiracial societies.
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Coming Out and becoming a dad the same year. I don’t think there’s anything that screams Gen Z more than a gay dad picking their daughter up from nursery in a pink sparkly Durag, fresh nails whilst listening to Nicki Minaj in the car. Liberating and I’m proud 🤣
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A 24 year old man was beaten to death on Saturday in Spain by a mob for being gay. If this can still happen in “first world” countries, imagine the trauma that goes on in less fortunate countries especially where being LGBTQ+ is outlawed. This is why we have Pride…
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People (usually NOT from London) also like to gloss over the fact that London, historically, wasn’t even “stab central” of the UK. Glasgow held that title for YEARS! In fact, when you compare London to a lot of other cities in the UK, our knife crime rate (per capita) is lower!
The way Sadiq Khan gets blamed for knife crimes in London, you would think there was NO knife crimes when Boris Johnson was mayor.
This is the passive racism we talk about when we are told it’s all in our head.
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What my toilet sees when after I’ve “come back from meeting a friend”
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Today I had a patient who said he’s been nervous about his appointment since he saw it was with a man. At first I was like woah, but he explained he’s gay and feels intimidated by straight men getting in his personal space sometimes, but he saw my NHS pride badge, so felt safe 😭
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A lot of people saying this is overkill don’t realise how tired and traumatised Black people are from being called nigg*r. This is very deserved. She will definitely *not* say it again if she wants to keep the hair left attached to her scalp
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Funny thing is a lot of non-white Londoners are still British, being 2nd, 3rd or even 4th generation kids. So by “it’s not British” do you really mean it’s not white enough for you? Which then leads me onto my next question, why do people of colour make you feel uncomfortable?
Living in London I get homesick for England
It’s not ours anymore. It’s not British.
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I’ve never been so uncomfortable. I really haven’t. This is not the first encounter and it won’t be the last. I don’t have a “type” bit I really am starting to shift away from white gays, I’ve had this run in too many times and I’m so disgusted.
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The comments are exactly what I was expecting but fuck it. Thankyou all for your support ❤️
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There’s builders at my house and suddenly the closest person to me on grindr is 3m away named Hungdiscreetfun
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I’m saying what but I fucking understand 100% shit I’d say the same
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@jygglypuffdadTV
Her career was unfortunately cut short not long after this song actually but this song was HUGE ain’t no way you ain’t heard this song before
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Idk, we need a Netflix series about gays in their 20s/30s just living their little gay lives just having fun that’s easy to watch and overall uplifting, funny and realistic as opposed to tragic and depressing xx
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After being made suddenly redundant from my literal 6 week old previous job, your boy just got a job being a HIV Support Worker in a Sexual Health clinic 🙌🏽
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The straights discovering dangly earrings, nose rings, cropped tops along with the revival of mullets has completely thrown my gaydar out of calibration
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