Jordan Memari
@Jordanmemari
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Freelance Designer and Illustrator. #Designer #FreelanceDesigner #Illustrator #FreelanceIllustrator
Hampshire, UK
Joined May 2009
I did laugh out loud at this but not for the reason they meant 😬
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Looking for something new from the beginning of June - anyone looking for a Designer/Illustrator? https://t.co/WDuUrOX0xx
#availability #freelance #designer #Illustrator
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Just a quick simple animation for a social post made in figma...
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At the canine massage therapists! Hard to believe he's 15 already... I don't know where the time has gone.
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Oh no... the 1st Gen iPad screens have now hit Volvo too :( Honestly, from a design perspective, does anyone think the 'slapped on' screen style looks good or is it just me who thinks they're better when integrated into the dash?
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When the little one asks Santa for real Ladybirds so you end up building a vivarium and you go online and acquire ladybirds (which hibernate) in the middle of December & by the second week of Jan, they lose interest & now you're looking after Ladybirds & his old Sea Monkeys 🐞
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Green belt boundaries will be 'reviewed', planning system being 'reviewed' and mandatory housing targets brought back - with no discussion on the impact on infrastructure/GPs/dentists/schools/green spaces. Concrete Britain is on the way...
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Saw Whitechapel is trending and thought the tv series was getting a reboot… turns out it’s something to do with tube station signage 👀
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Quick question: has anyone had an issue whereby Apple Maps is navigating people to your house by mistake? We’ve had about 8-10 people on different occasions turn up with a completely different street/postcode but same door number! #applemaps #satnavfail
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Day 1 of Lockdown 3 - neighbours kids on the wooden floors like...
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Woken up at 3am by this little one barking because there was a fly in the room 🤦♂️ followed by 20 mins of me chasing a fly whilst half asleep and having to show him it after it was swatted before he’d go back to bed! #dog #doglife #lifeofralphy #mansbestfriend #iflmdog #divadog
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Two new visitors to the garden today - A woodpecker and a Hedgehog! Effects of lockdown and decreased wildlife disturbance maybe @Natures_Voice @nationaltrust? #wildlife #nature #hedgehog #woodpecker #britishwildlife #birds #mammals #garden
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Things other parents don’t tell you before you have a baby: 1) “slept like a baby” is a null and void statement - unless you mean you slept like you were at a rave. 2) 4 Month Sleep Regression exists (after saying it gets easier after the first 8-12 weeks). #parenthood #parent
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Hey @Botanygeek @The_RHS @suttons_seeds - any idea what this crystallisation is on the veins of my chilli plant? #botany #botanyquestion #chilli #chilliplant #basketoffire #plants #staysafe #gardening #indoorplants #nature
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Is it just me or has everyone taking up jogging! 😂 No wonder Mike Ashley was trying to keep Sports Direct open!
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How to succeed as a Freelancer: CAKE Mix Model https://t.co/KfhkWlhUbo
#freelancingtips #freelancing #freelancer #freelancingmodel #selfemployed #startups #startup
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Many people who are early into their journey of becoming a successful freelancer think they will be fully booked up 5 days-a-week and…
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All I can think is “It’s the f###ing Catalina wine mixer”! 😂 #macos #catalina #stepbrothers #mac #machumour
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