Jordan Monsanto
@JordanMonsanto
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My inner child needed that #SuperBowlHalftimeShow 😭 Thank you @drdre @SnoopDogg @50cent @Eminem @maryjblige @kendricklamar
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I’m not saying @SpiderManMovie should *win* the Super Bowl, but they should at least nominate it.
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Criticizing is fast and easy. Creating is slow and difficult. The two hours you spent on a book or movie usually took two years to produce. Anyone can tear down someone else's work. The true test of insight is whether you can help them improve it or build something of your own.
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never let anyone’s opinions or comments influence how you view your own life and priorities.
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Our polls are usually worked by seniors in our community, many of which are considered high risk during this pandemic. We can't risk a shutdown of our polling locations due to lack of volunteers. I just signed up. Who can join me? https://t.co/AbrrE1AjHT
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An earthquake in the middle of civil unrest in the middle of a pandemic. LA, you're over-writing.
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If you’re looking to hire someone, you should probably hire a mom: * Tolerance for pain? ☑️ * Endurance for 24/7 feeding? ☑️ * Patience for whiny toddlers? ☑️ * Ability to multi-task? ☑️ * Loyalty to family? ☑️ * Drive to raise better people? ☑️ * Grit to bounce back? ☑️
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eternally grateful for our California grocers and farmers, our mail carriers @USPS, @UPS @FedEx @OntrackUS drivers, those delivering @Postmates and @instacart ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ❤️❤️❤️
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With everyone working from home I’m answering all calls. Phone spam should be on hold during these difficult times. #stopcallingme #stopemailingme
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This family was hit by a drunk driver trick or treating last night. The father lost his life, but mother and son are still fighting. Please help if you can. https://t.co/JxAjdYK3UL
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A reality for most new moms.
More women are breastfeeding in the U.S. than ever before, as doctors urge them to feed their babies breast milk exclusively for the first six months. But many American employers make it hard, if not impossible, for women to juggle breastfeeding with work.
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Happy Birthday Jay! I’m so happy we’re growing old together and that you’ll always have a head start ❤️ #youngatheart #happybirthday @ Montage Kapalua Bay
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Today Logan graduated from pre-school! Here she is with her awesome teachers ♥️
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Just purchased my 100th neck pillow at LAX. The collection is growing!
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