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I like giving opinion on any life situation one may face though in a comical way but always truthful.

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@Jonehmk
Johnson
14 minutes
@jon_d_doe Your instincts were right. She must have at least tasted one preek significantly different from yours bro. However, you can't bank on these allegations to divorce her & join her other divorced colleagues, you still need to get strong documented evidence to nail her to achieve
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@mlinganya
Malcolm ๐Ÿ†
53 minutes
@Jonehmk @jon_d_doe So virgins donโ€™t have better character?
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@Chainz_zvm
Chainz๐Ÿ“Š
42 minutes
@Jonehmk @jon_d_doe You mean a good character with high body counts is also good to go๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Jonehmk
Johnson
25 minutes
Good morning my great friends. May you not encounter police and find yourself in their cells today. ๐Ÿ™
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@Hon_owolewa
Owolewa
5 hours
@Jonehmk Yes nah, why not!
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@T_O_B_ABK
theatre of beauty (TOB)
8 hours
@Jonehmk She forgot so quick his kidney is with her๐Ÿ˜‚
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@marshal_adebayo
Adebayo Marshal
7 hours
@Jonehmk Burial ground abeg oh, make person no go dey absent on judgement day.
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@Jonehmk
Johnson
10 hours
@jon_d_doe It's better the way Agba de-escalates the desire of single guys who are bent on marrying virgin ladies as wives or nothing. Interestingly, there are many beautiful with better characters ladies out there even with few BCs, who can be better wives than the virgin ones.๐Ÿ‘Œ
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@gdc4bb
Burning ฮฒush ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
9 hours
@Jonehmk @jon_d_doe Others think virginity is the best thing. It's good but I know many virgins with bad character. Is it the few with good character we wanna start jostling over? Let the delusional men be playing
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@Jonehmk
Johnson
10 hours
Which one do you prefer; cremation or ground burial? ๐Ÿค”
@InterestingSTEM
Interesting STEM
23 hours
How Cremation Fireworks Work ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐ŸŽฅ: zackdfilms
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@T_O_B_ABK
theatre of beauty (TOB)
10 hours
@Jonehmk Mk her new man gv her he own
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@adigwuronald
Uncle John
10 hours
@Jonehmk We agree or not, the leadership is already destroying whatever sanity we had.
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@adigwuronald
Uncle John
10 hours
@Jonehmk Yes na. If the rest could enjoy the same bro
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@Jonehmk
Johnson
11 hours
@DanielEG001 That's what they are capable of doing.๐Ÿ‘Œ
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@DanielEG001
Daniel EG
11 hours
@Jonehmk Very painful. Some women don't have conscience. Imagine someone donating his kidney to you and you want to divorce him
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@GreensnGood
Goodness Hyetson
2 days
@Jonehmk @jon_d_doe Bro he said the guy and 5 of his guys.
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@EmmabidanF4Real
Olusegun Ajibike
12 hours
@Jonehmk @jon_d_doe The lady is a bed feeder oooo. A whole 6 guy at a time. Oh I pity the guy wey don marry her by now
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@Jonehmk
Johnson
15 hours
Can the kidney still be refunded to him?๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Jonehmk
Johnson
12 hours
Absolutely amazing!
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
18 hours
How cloud seeding technology creates artificial rain [๐Ÿ“น supercarblondie] https://t.co/hAYYwV3xFk
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@marshal_adebayo
Adebayo Marshal
13 hours
@Jonehmk Make he collect his kidney cuz he'll feel bad knowing another man dey knack the woman with his own kidney ๐Ÿ˜†
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