Jon Ryan
@JonRyan9
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I love my wife, kicking footballs, drinking beer, the Portland Pickles and the Cleburne Railroaders.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2011
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It's been an honor to hold your balls for the last 6 years
@StevenHauschka
. Good luck in Buffalo unless you play us then I hope you suck.
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NFL network giving their expert opinion on all the games we'll win and lose this season. THIS IS LAST SEASONS SCHEDULE.
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If there is anyone who can make dumber faces when they are happy I’d like to challenge them with this. 5 years ago today I threw the greatest TD pass in the history of the NFL, well not really but in our household it was.
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Well this is weird. So I just get to do whatever I want now? Pull tabs at Jay Berry’s. See you there.
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Coach
@PeteCarroll
thank you for everything you did for me and for the city of Seattle. You’re one of the best to ever do it. I’ll miss seeing you patrol the
@Seahawks
sideline in those Air Monarchs.
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Jay Berry’s is now filling growlers...wait wtf I got released?
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Dear self: next time you do something awesome, make a less terrible face. Thank you.
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I had the greatest dad in the world for 25 years. Today, I'm not sad that he's gone, I'm happy that he was here.
#HappyFathersDay
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Apparently I make a really terrible face when I throw footballs. Much better when I do interviews.
http://t.co/COtUheOzw9
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If anyone out there wants to talk crap about our kicker who is one of the best in the game u can meet me at the swing set at recess to fight
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My off season happy hours remind me a lot of me running the ball. It starts off amazing but ultimately just ends with me having a headache.
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When you find out you have at least another 30 days of social distancing.
#FlattenTheCurve
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Has anyone heard about that new NFL promotion where they pay u to watch football? It's called being the Seahawks punter.
#AtLeastIGetToHold
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People upset w/our QB for going to 50 Shades of Grey: your head would explode if u saw the rest of the team's Internet browser histories
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The Seahawk way is a bit different these days I guess. I could say a lot of things right now because I’m shaking with anger but I’ll just say I’m really disappointed.
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This picture gives me chills. Please keep
@RicardoLockette
in your thoughts and if religious, prayers tonight.
#LOB
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Now that I'm back on twitter I've decided I'm going to be calmer with ppl. Unless you act like an asshole then I'm calling you out.
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Fun fact me and
@Garry_Gilliam
have the same birthday. Coincidence?
http://t.co/ozkFBmSOAr
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It's official. Pumped to be back-I'd only sign the contract wearing my
@GaryPayton_20
throwback.
#BringBackTheSonics
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.
@jimmyfallon
Why do you gotta go hurting my feelings like that Jimmy you bully.
http://t.co/WdiyFIfNGr
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I wish I could retweet this a thousand times.
Are they going to fine all the people in the stands who talk, take selfies and yell at players during the
#Anthem
?
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Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that "situation" back in ur pants.
http://t.co/zQYNY5dHAQ
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Been living here for nearly a decade and still act like a tourist every time I see the space needle. Gotta love Seattle.
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Coming back from media day today we drove by the Super 6 motel I used to live in. I'll never take a single day in this league for granted.
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This kid from Alabama can seriously punt. Dear John Schneider please don't draft him. I heard he hates animals and old people.
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I've had the privilege of playing 4 the Seahawks for 7 years but it never gets old when someone comes up to me and says "Go Hawks"
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At Sports Star Awards tonight this just came out of my mouth in the spur of the moment but I meant every word of it.
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A lot of people ask me what my next chapter in football is, but I don’t go for one chapter- I go for an entire book.
#CFL
#farfromdone
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I kind of want this picture to disappear but at the same time it's too damn good not to share. Go
@Mariners
http://t.co/PMOKefrTWN
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People seem concerned that I’m drinking at 12:45. Time zones people, time zones. 2:45 is a much more appropriate time to be drinking.
#happyhourtweets
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Here's
@coachBillick
's stats as an NFL "football player" 0 games played 0 catches for 0 yards. Oh and 0 fg attempts
"Yes kickers are people too, but they're not football players." -
@CoachBillick
http://t.co/gRupDi13k0
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My wife ❤️
You guys keep screaming about masks I’m gonna start walking around with my WHOLE BUTTHOLE out and be like “it’s my RIGHT”
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I had a "random" drug test at our condo today. I guess the NFL didn't appreciate my American Ninja Warrior pictures.
http://t.co/mL6lkOfH5f
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Guy behind me at the bar is yelling at the Dodgers game that's on tv. Should I tell him it's a replay from 2 years ago?
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Hey
@PatODonnell_16
I won't be arriving to training camp in a McLaren like you but I will be arriving in style.
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Proud to announce that I am a new part owner of the Portland Pickles follow us at
@picklesbaseball
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I did it. It’s taken 39 years but I did it. It came out of nowhere and now I can’t stop looking at it. It’s beautiful. I made the perfect “R”. It’s the small things you guys.
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Today’s the day. If you’re in the Tacoma area get your Jon Ryan burger. It’s the greatest hamburger in the history of Tacoma.
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I have a lot of time on my hands now and my new hobby is hosting comedy shows. Come on out to Everett this Friday to see me,
@sarahcolonna
and
@andrewjrivers
. Tickets here
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Seattle you can’t get rid of me. Well, at least Tacoma can’t. Come see me this weekend
@tacomacomedy
hosting shows for
@sarahcolonna
- unless you’re an asshole, in which case please stay home.
Tickets
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I have some big news to share. I'm getting involved with a PNW sports team. I'd love to share all the details with you tomorrow.
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Date night in LA with
@sarahcolonna
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Thank you
#12
's for watching me tonight on
@ninjawarrior
I'll be back next year and make it further
#GinjaNinja
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Date night with
@sarahcolonna
in the ATL. We're gettin turnt. I think that's what the kids say? Right?
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Thousands of homophobes heads just exploded. Congrats Michael Sam. Welcome to the NFL.
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Dae-Ho, more like Bae-Ho after that home run. Wait the kids are still saying Bae right?
#GoMariners
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I just tweeted. I think I'm moving forward in the stages of grief. Stage 5 is acceptance followed by the new stage 6 which is tweeting.
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@sskroughriders
hire a head coach that would do anything for this city, that would do anything for this province. A guy who lives and dies Sasky. It ain’t hard hire me. Let’s do this.
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Well well well Delta I can't help but notice that the Orioles menu looked better than ours today. I'll remember this.
http://t.co/3wszqY1Y29
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Sorry that I haven't tweeted much the past 2 weeks but every time I picked up my phone to tweet I dropped it 😳.
#funnybutitsnot
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Whenever I fly over or into a city and see a high school football stadium it still gives me the chills. I can't believe I am where I am.
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Little girl in the restaurant just lost her shit because her dad ordered her fruit with her meal instead of fries. Dick move dad. I’m calling CPS.
#happyhourtweets
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So Ben just told his one gf that he's also in love with his other gf. Ben's current mood...
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Dude super cool pic of u making out with ur dog.
@JB04267
. Keep insulting me and my teammates ur totally winning.
http://t.co/SUmtm37AT5
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Pumped to drop the ceremonial first puck at the
@WHLPats
vs
@SeattleTbirds
game Wednesday night. See you at the
@ShoWareCenter
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My 3 year old nephew has been in the hospital for nearly a month. Please keep him in your thoughts.
#lincolntough
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@antithesis316
I stole this picture from u and am tweeting it cause I look like a badass...kinda.
http://t.co/mnhvEPOoTj
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Was he or was he not on the Facts of Life? He was.
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I'll be going to my 12th pro training camp tomorrow. I can't believe I get to live this life and am so thankful for every second of it.
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I just feel bad for the people who started following me cause I play football. FYI I never tweet about football.
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