Lauren
@Jokerscuckoo
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Professional celebrity stalker. Writer of smutty fanfiction. #Cleveland. Animal lover. Volleyball addict. Jack Nicholson & Elton John obsessed.
Ohio, USA
Joined May 2009
Intense volleyball matches tonight, my body's aching, and I'll be shaking out sand for days. We won two out of three! 💪🏐 . Chilling with some TV before bed. Golf league's up tomorrow.
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RT @MLBONFOX: Jen Pawol will be an umpire in the Marlins-Braves series this weekend, making her the first woman umpire in MLB history. She….
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🧹🧹🧹.
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Listening to Elton John first thing in the morning. Me too, breakfast sandwich, me too. #HumpDay.#WednesdayMotivation
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Worked a double. Gonna post these after-shower nudes and then head to bed. 🥱✌️.
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I don't trust women in my DM'S, so suspiciously thirsty and needy. Like me trying to get into Elton John's drawers.
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Oh no! Not his head.
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Elton took a seat on the bench, Lauren, unbeknownst to him, had crawled underneath the piano. A velvet purple cloth draped over the side, concealing Lauren's location. She pushed his legs apart, feeling him jump at her touch. Before he sang his first note, he quietly uttered
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Retweet with glasses. 👓
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Crafting a TikTok like I'm a kid is draining. I've got a bunch of rough videos I need to piece together into something decent. Anyone out there love editing and want a gig? LOL, nail this, and you could be editing all my OF content.
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Pickles!.
Something that goes well inside of a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Gah! How can one man be so beautiful?! 😭😍.
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So. I ordered pizza online. Right side cheese, left side pepperoni. Apparently I suck, because on the pepperoni side, they didn't add cheese. I assumed that was automatic. Welp, fucked that shit up. 😫🙄.
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