Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

DOOM x LORD SEAR x MEGALON live at Wetlands 2000 Rest in Peace to these three Legends.

Glad Danny Way's stepped away from skateboarding now before he hung around too long and did anything embarassing

I've noticed an uptick in front pop shuvs

native new yorkers simply aren’t a monolith. i was talking to my born and raised in harlem last year and she didn’t know there was a J or a Z train

Dropping a 20-30 minute video and backing it with a years worth of social media content, that's the Quasi formula

Only pronouncing Pho like the FAAAAA sound now

Dick Rizzo ended his part with a tech trick at an LA spot. Never let em know your next move.

listen to my music or somethin

Ok you’re bleeding from the head. That’s good. that means you’re getting all the injury out

chappel roan just slapped a little girl at the oscars

the bite of ‘87 happening behind her

I'm writing a hospital drama where we do no research on any medical stuff and just make up the jargon and the procedures. The actors can do some improve too.

JASON NAM

Dick Rizzo in Japan

Man goes to the doctor, “Doc, I’m depressed. I keep banging women in their early 20s and I can’t stop.” Doc says, “the Foo Fighters are in town. Go to their concert and take your mind off of all the hot 20 somethings you keep banging.” The man says, “but Doc, I am Foo Fighters.”

Pooping sitting down even though I’m a guy

@WhitneyCummings Whitney looking hot AF, Bam’s a lucky man!

“Yeah I was just listening to it in the car.”

im gonna bomb the word 'genuinely'