John Hawkins🔰
@JohnnySquawkins
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If a rooster crows when it sees the light, when does a Squawkins tweet?
Houston, TX
Joined August 2013
And Alexander wept, for there were no more situations to monitor
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Haters gonna hate
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The masculine urge to be wearing clothes from a distant time and ask an innocent passerby “WHAT YEAR IS IT?”
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I fucking hate Wes Anderson movies. They’re so fucking pretentious, I want to punch everyone involved in the face.
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I’m crying
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*upgrades to play around with Grok* *unknowingly gets blue checked* *mid-tier replies get a jillion engagements*
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Mentioned “white guy tacos” to a friend IRL. He knew what I was talking about. We looked at each other and decided we were both way too online.
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Anybody else noticing ChatGPT has gotten obsessed with Igor Stravinsky? No? Just me?
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My dad keeps telling me “you think this is fucked up? The 70s were fucked up”. But the 2020s are catching up.
This fits with my "2020s are the new 1970s" thesis. In 1976, there were two assassination attempts on President Ford within a one-month period.
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#CivilWar, Alex Garland, 2.0/5 “What’s objectively wrong with this film? Well, there’s almost zero world-building. 30 seconds about why the current president is bad and 0 seconds around how the various rebel coalitions formed (“Western Forces”, “Florida Alliance”, etc…). The
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I am just so tired and so sad
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What’s the greatest question ever asked in a movie?
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The greatest tragedy of this trial is that we’re going to get inundated with terrible Donald/Baron Trump <—> Julius/Augustus Caesar comparison memes 😩
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THIS SOME LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER SHIT
On Monday, June 3rd, a rare event known as the Parade of Planets will occur, where six planets of the solar system will align in a straight line. They will be visible just before sunrise here in the northern hemisphere.
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