Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲
@JohnnySlokes
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Analyzing fantasy football through the lens of my own teams.
Michigan, USA
Joined April 2016
Remember when they claimed that us Americans were paying thr tariffs. Why is Nintendo suing for their money back? Yall can't make up your minds on that one 😂😂
🚨 Nintendo just sued the United States government over Trump’s tariffs — demanding a full refund with interest. Nintendo. The company that makes Mario. That survived every console war. That has never once been political. Just sued the President of the United States. 20+
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Too many seeds, it would mostly be stems and some shake. 😂
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Packers are so ass that they couldnt even treat the Bears like they are the Bears. They lost to them fuckin twice! That's really embarrassing for the Packers.. Bears ain't good but yall lost to them twice! 2 times! NFL was trying to hand yall a wildcard win & yall said "Nah" 😂
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We need to stop paying people for engagements
Honestly, this is the sickest, most deranged thing Trump has done. Marijuana needs to be banned again and anyone who sells it should be executed like the Singaporeans do. Pot is hollowing out America like opium did to the Chinese. It increases crime and makes people retarded.
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Canada calls it soccer, Australia calls it soccer, New Zealand calls is soccer, South Africa calls it soccer, hell even Ireland calls it soccer. All these countries have something in common with the British..
Football is an English Sport. Made in England. It’s called Football. Every single nation in the world calls it football. Except America. Why the fuck would you call it Soccer for you absolute fucking half bread Neanderthal.
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As he calls everyone idiots 😂😂 Not only that, you cant even talk to dude directly anyways
Damn some of y’all are slow and y’all all got the same thing in common. The moral here is don’t disrespect me and I won’t disrespect you. And yes I block ppl who disrespect me if I haven’t been disrespectful to them. But that’s not what happened here for the idiots.
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Need Sleeper to get working on Dynasty Wrapped so I can see things like “You sent 876 trade offers this season. Only 870 were rejected!” and “You were in the top 1% of FAAB spending on Michael Carter and Greg Dulcich!”
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Fuckin pieces of shit. When Trump is done being president.. they won't lose their jobs. They'll just become officers. Who is next?
ICE detain U.S. citizen woman driving to work—dressed in full medical scrubs. "I’m a U.S. citizen, please help me!" she cries. "Why are you doing this to me?" Woman was dragged out of car, tackled to ground & handcuffed. Agents finally checked driver's license to prove her
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Lions fans ain't shit. They are winning and quiet as fuck. Nobody cares. They have no effect on the game. Probably one of the worst fans in the entire league.
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One is man's best friend and the other is man's best food
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Would that be an interception if it happened in the endzone?
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He's not wrong but he's kinda throwing his offense under the bus
😂😂😂😂 We just held Saquon Barkley to 60 rushing yards, and our only losses have been holding teams to 13 points! Man, sometimes can y’all?Please stfu and enjoy great defense! Why do you think teams come into the games that were going to run the ball on 3rd and long? What
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Just a reminder that Packers fans are always thinking about the past with the Lions.....always because since 2021 when Dan Campbell took over...it hasn't been pretty for GB. This post is a perfect example if rent free
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Very Convenient 😂😭😂
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we’re making a list we’re checking it twice we’re gonna find out which sources are right
Garafolo: Hassan Haskins expected to be Chargers lead back.
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He has the freedom to sit down but everyone else has the freedom to criticize him for that. Think about that one, Herb. Bet you don't
Y'all talk about freedom but once someone black or brown exercises said freedom y'all lose your minds Same as it ever was
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Supposedly has a hamstring injury but it’s not even on his hamstring 🤣🤣. Lamar Jackson quit
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