Johnny Setlist
@JohnnySetlist
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A musician of sorts. Sometimes he talks in the third person. Available for weddings/funerals.
Edinburgh
Joined March 2009
As it is the season, here's a reminder that I have two Christmas albums full of "enjoyable" and "not terrible" festive music. All proceeds via sales and streams go to @SAMHtweets so you be a babe and help others by listening to music
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Merry Tmas to each and every Chris out there! So glad you now finally have your own day!.
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Hot albums! Get them now while they are fresh! The best the year has to offer! Now including the finest blurbs you ever did see, including some stellar word composition from yours truly about @billieeilish, @charli_xcx, and @HalfWaif.
BPM’s Top 50 Albums of 2024. This year, like every year in music, the cream of the crop is a mosaic of styles, moods, tones and textures. We’ve done our best to crochet it all together into a loving patchwork. Enjoy:
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The only end of year list that matters! So many hits in this long, long year. Had the pleasure and privilege of writing about a bunch of these amazing songs, including @Beyonce, @TheDecemberists, @TheWeatherStn, @CassFreshUSA, @kendricklamar, and @ChappellRoan.
BPM’s Top 50 Songs of 2024. Fifty songs we think are the best from the long year gone, that hopefully serve as a reminder that these 12 months definitely weren’t all bad. Fifty songs for another year that just kept coming. Enjoy:
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Michael Bublé gets a lot of grief for the line "Santa buddy" but he should also be getting the same, if not a greater amount of grief, for "Santa pally".
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There aren't nearly enough marmalade-based questions in pub quizzes these days. We used to be a country.
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On this day, which is apparently of some significance, Johnny Setlist gave a proverbial middle finger to social seasonal norms and ate many Christmas treats, much to the disgust of absolutely nobody.
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Still reeling over this wild opening bio of Nico Mastorakis
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You can drink milk from a champagne glass and the police can't do anything about it. Try it. They won't even attempt to arrest you.
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Celebrating Doors Open Day by opening all the doors I see. Fridge door? Open! Car doors in traffic? All open! Tiny doors to your doll house? You better believe my eyes are peering through that entrance now!.
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There's not enough drama in the office, so I have decided to add "I made extra; feel free to help yourself!" post it notes for people's lunches in the fridge.
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I think Taylor Swift should participate in Travis Kelce's football games like he participated in Taylor's shows. It's only fair.
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I picked up and kissed each and every fresh croissant in Tesco this morning, just to add that bit of extra love to everyone's day : ).
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Fun fact: you will never find a Sainsbury's in Greece because the name of the shop literally translates to "beef penis popsicle" in Greek, which the government there decided is too cool a name for any shop.
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nobody will remember: .- your salary .- how “busy you were” .- how many hours you worked . people will remember: .- Why do we fall? .- So we can learn to pick ourselves up. - Batman Begin.
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THIS is the image Donald Trump and the RNC don't want you to see. We will set the truth free! Pls share and retweet - FOR JUSTICE!
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Most opticians don't like when you try to pick up the heavy equipment in their stores (to see if it weighs more than a medium kangaroo, obviously) but until you can point me to a law saying this is illegal, I won't stop trying.
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I dreamt about a Power Rangers x Mr Bean crossover film where the Power Rangers are going about their business but Mr Bean just so happens to be in the background of every scene. If this isn't the vital reboot both these series need, then I don't know what is.
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