yes, venue x, I will give u 15% of my merch sales, & yes I will draw out the transaction in the most uncomfortable way possible by asking u to confirm at every step that, yes, u r making your $20 off a musician who supported a sold out show & is still hoping to break even
looking at upcoming tour expenses and crying bc they haven't factored in when one of us inevitably gets covid (again) and digs me that much deeper in the hole. all this continues to make 0 sense & i continue to love playing music more than anything 🙃 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️
apparently biden's going to a dinner party down the street from my house so all the streets are blocked off. thank u mr president I can finally record vocals 🙏
& by the way, out of the last 2 months of US shows, only 2 venue reps have had the pleasure of being slowly tortured by my merch count at the end of the night. Bc all other venues woken up to how dumb that practice is. 15% of my sales = 100% of my excruciating math performance
I’m normally so on my gift giving game but I have fully failed so everyone is getting unlabeled edibles that were handed off to me by various bands before they crossed the Canadian border
Ecstatic to say my new record A LEGACY OF RENTALS will be released 5.20.22 on Positive Jams/
@ThirtyTigers
. Pre-order is up now. Check out new song "Messing With The Settings” and this trailer for the album where I talk about the record a bit:
Have been perpetually on tour since June and all of my shit is starting to break w two months to go 😣😖🥺 light a candle for my computer, my hard drives, my pedal board, my guitar and my mind body spirit etc etc
Someone just came up to the merch table, asked to see one of my shirts up close, said “I don’t know what to make of that,” told me I look like Nicole Kidman, and walked away. I said nothing.
Update: the
@st_vincent
crew is limiting the show to a single act to minimize Covid risks for all touring members & I won’t be joining in October. Any decision that allows artists to feel safe on the road right now is vital & sending love to Annie & Co. Stay safe & much love 💋
Just said “go smell that tree, trust me” to a couple strangers and walked away. Even w my best intentions it still came off sleazy but damn that tree smelled GOOD
Got home from tour and had a nightmare that I had 10 list spots and 47 ppl on my guest list. Taking a few days off to work on building a more exotic dreamscape
Y’all I just went to the dr bc I’ve been hearing strange noises in my right ear only to find out that I had a CAT HAIR lodged against my ear drum lollllll it’s official cats r truly evil
Happy Valentine’s Day. I’m in the back of the van driving from SF to Portland and I have no idea what my bandmates up front are talking about. All I know is I love watching them talk ❤️
Wish you could have seen the snowy pines of the Norwegian coastline lit up by my headlights as I drove through the night towards Oslo. I was the only one on the road & it was as beautiful as it was treacherous. I am covered in mud & on a flight home.
Discovered
@slhjenkins
' lovely tunes today & then learned she's the sister of
@CassFreshUSA
(who also has a terrific recent album), who apparently also designed the gorgeous album cover? Jeez, save some talent for the rest of us, already...
booster shot in 10 minutes. not sure if the world needs as much cassandra as i have to give once i am invincible but at least u'll have a running start bc i'll b knocked out for the next few days
i didn't realize how extensive my upcoming tours are until I saw them in list form- xtreme us/eu tour announcements coming soon! yaay omg gulp horraay barf yehaw etc. 😆 !!
thank you for coming out last night thank you for wearing masks thank you for helping me gather the courage to have the best night ever
@boweryballroom