Johnny Bets
@JohnnyMNBets
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A butt dial is not the same thing as a booty call.
Bonerath, Deutschland
Joined March 2009
Every RT is a Pro Bowl Vote ⤵️ Javon Bullard Edgerrin Cooper Rashan Gary Isaiah McDuffie Xavier McKinney Keisean Nixon Micah Parsons Carrington Valentine Quay Walker Evan Williams Colby Wooden Devonte Wyatt
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🚨 SIGNED GIVEAWAY 🚨 1. RT 2. Comment #ProBowlVote + [any Packers player name] Javon Bullard Evan Williams Sean Rhyan Xavier McKinney Isaiah McDuffie Daniel Whelan Zach Tom Matthew Golden Christian Watson
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Fun fact, they gave up 17 runs in this game.
If the Twins can claw their way to the playoffs and somehow (by the grace of the baseball gods) get healthy along the way... they'd be nearly impossible to score runs against.
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Disagree. Your fandom (time, money, emotions) has value and should be earned. And not just once, for the rest of your life, but ongoing.
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You can’t convince me that @headandtheheart isn’t just skinny @tomsegura and two of the actors playing Targaryens in House of the Dragon.
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An IDF soldier’s view of the attempt to breach the Ofer checkpoint, near Jerusalem, an hour or so ago. Nice try, dickheads 🤦🏻♂️
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Sir, I have no idea how hot that is because Celsius is unAmerican. Please, inform those countries that if they find oil rich deposits we will reconsider our ability to provide them with some much needed freedom.
Worst April heat wave in Asian history ongoing in more than a dozen countries. 44.0C in Pakistan 43.5C in India 43.4C in Thailand 43.3C in Myanmar 41.7C in Bangladesh 42C in Central Asia. It's APRIL! There is no time to wait. #ActOnClimate
#climate #energy #renewables
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The quest for @youngladywhowagers continues.
I went through a pretty rough breakup the middle of last year that I haven’t really talked about on here & this song by @thisishazlett really hit home thinking about lot of things “Hesitate”, off his debut album Bloom Mountain Stream it: https://t.co/hfaBiKUDUa 🌹🏔️
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My guy is about to have a birthday supreme day gambling. Can’t wait for him to post the answer key.
Damn I think I love a few “traps” today
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Got the “picked up a keg for tomorrow” text from one of the boys. Shaping up to be a bad weekend to be a beer.
September 16th 2022. A great day for a great day. My mother’s birthday. Extending a one day streak. Thinking about life, love, the pursuit of happiness. 61 degrees when I woke up breathing. Crisp autumn air. Beers all weekend. How lucky are we? Why not today?
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Fat @lildickytweets looks like he is the best run blocker from Iowa in any given year.
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Brandon should be in jail for leaving off air bud and Teen wolf.
If that’s not enough, call the Brandon Walker Show at 888-Stool22 to discuss my top 10 movie/tv athletes.
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Getting scrubs in the fourth round is better than school night sex for a married man.
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Only question for me is Sosa over Helton. Outside of the “can’t tell the story of baseball” angle with the home run race that one is tough.
So, with Baseball HOF balloting results about to be revealed, I present my ballot. I again voted for maximum allowed of 10. And, yes, I voted for some steroid guys. Stayed with my line in the sand of whether you did or didn't fail a test or admit to steroid use. So, have at it.
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This is the definition of the ten best players that never were suspended for PEDs. I also think it is the correct ballot to turn in. Well done.
If you prefer the traditional photo of the #HOF ballot and link to explanation here you go: https://t.co/pXbe3dfxPP
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Mental health for the boys. Geoff is a king. Be good to one another. Schedule your physical.
@JohnnyMNBets @stephenjreese My man appreciate you for even considering a donation. Team page here. We’re close to $10K. https://t.co/jCVX1tIrX6
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how many times do you have a turkey for dinner each year? once? twice? that’s because it’s not actually good. honey-glazed ham on the other hand? immaculate.
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Good to see the first part of @emzanotti ‘s matchmaking service is off the ground.
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Absolutely jacked to be on over 0.5 P-chops. This likely means good things for my cold ones ticket as well.
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