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@JohnathanAndre
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good 🪄 💫
Charlotte, NC
Joined March 2009
Cause I paid for the whole apartment.
Why do people who live by themselves sleep in the living room?
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Oliva Dean first on the list i know that’s right
Barack Obama shares his favorite songs of 2025. It includes BLACKPINK, Lady Gaga, SZA, Chappell Roan, ROSALÍA, Olivia Dean, Laufey, and more.
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Raw-in front of my boss their boss’s boss
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hudson williams’ back dimples. that’s it. that’s the tweet.
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Watching the Diddy documentary on Netflix and I’m reminded of how GD fine Tupac was !
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HALLE! I can’t 😂
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Currently and I’d have it no other way
Have you ever actually lived ALONE? No kids. No roommates. No boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse. No pets. Just you?
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And did I have canned cranberry sauce with my scrambled eggs this morning? Yes
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They’re going to be hunching next year-mark my words!!!
just finished all her fault. holy shit what a year for the anti men anti husband campaign absolutely incredible work GET YOURSELF A WIFE
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I know that’s right!
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There is nothing anyone can say to make me hate Dr. Wendy & Stacey.
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