Host of Food Network's Halloween Baking Championship, ABC's Wipeout, E!'s Talk Soup & a couple other shows no one watched. Stand up comic. Die hard Knicks fan.
5,460.
That’s how many children this administration took from their families. 5,460. With no plan, and seemingly no intention, of reuniting them.
What a horror. It’s unthinkable.
Only now do we understand the true cruelty of Trump’s family separation
Who would have ever thought that a pathologically dishonest, egomaniacal, trust fund baby with 6 bankruptcies, a fake tan, a horrific combover, a long history of racism and a sexual fixation on his daughter would be a bad President?
Dear Republicans,
PLEASE understand...
It’s possible to be a patriotic pro-life, pro-2nd amendment, pro-immigration reform, pro-Jesus, pro-military, pro-working class American...
And NOT be pro-Trump.
Try it.
.
@GOP
claims to love:
1) freedom...but wants to seize private land for the wall
2) religious liberty...but banned Muslims
3) family values...but put kids in cages
4) fiscal responsibility...but exploded the deficit
5) law & order... but defies supeonas & congress oversight
Did Trump know about Russian interference on his behalf?
Yes.
Did Trump utilize that interference?
Yes.
Did Trump lie about financial ties to Russia?
Yes.
Was he at risk of blackmail as a result of those lies?
Yes.
@GOP
: SEE?!? What did we tell you? He did nothing wrong.
**$2 MILLION IN DAMAGES**
A NY judge has ordered
@realdonaldtrump
to pay $2 million in damages, for misusing a charity's money.
An extraordinary punishment for a sitting president -- and the end of an extraordinary story, which you all helped reveal....
Rep. Duncan Hunter now has five attorneys on his legal defense team.
He continues to serve in Congress despite a 60 count indictment of fraud, conspiracy, and campaign finance crimes.
Yeah stealing TVs and everything else from Target and setting AutoZone on fire is sure gonna fix the problem. You got it. Just what the country recovering from economic collapse needs right now.
Isiah 41:10 “Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.”
Peaceful protest in East Meadow, NY (Long Island):
An officer abruptly stops so the protestor walking behind him bumps into the cop.
Then the man is violently arrested.
Bystanders: “they kneeled on his neck & had about 6 officers holding him down.”
There are 7 seas. 7 continents.
7 days of the week. 7 colors in the spectrum. 7 musical notes. 7 wonders of the world. 7 sins. 7 virtues.
And as of today, 7 years of sobriety for me.
For anyone who might be struggling… if I can do it, so can you.
The same people who believe...
A) Barack Obama is a Kenyan born Muslim
B) the DNC hacked itself to frame Trump and Russia
C) the world is run by Satanic, cannibalistic pedophiles
... think the POTUS with the worst approval rating in history losing an election is “suspicious.”
The NFL National Anthem Debate is alive and well again - can’t believe it! Isn’t it in contract that players must stand at attention, hand on heart? The $40,000,000 Commissioner must now make a stand. First time kneeling, out for game. Second time kneeling, out for season/no pay!
.
@RexChapman
, I heard a great quote about Larry Bird.
Pat Riley once said “if I had to pick one player to take a shot to save a game, I’d pick Michael Jordan. If I had to pick one player to take a shot to save my life... I’d pick Larry Bird.”
Filthy-mouthed
@chrissyteigen
calls our president the p-word and is celebrated. Typical double standard.
Wasn’t the Left crying and hysterical about the p-word a few years ago?
105k+ Americans dead.
40+ million Americans unemployed.
Civil unrest all over America.
And he has never stopped insulting people.
He has never stopped patting himself on the back.
He has never stopped focusing on how it affects him.
What do his supporters see in him?
When President Trump has literally been shown data and charts by senior officials showing what year(s) the debt is expected to explode, Trump has referenced the first year & said “yeah, but I won’t be here.” That’s a direct quote
Hey
@mattgaetz
, it’s great you have the free time to respond to my jokes on twitter...
But you *might* want to carve out time to study the COVID curve in Florida. It’s... you know, your job.
This dude has tweeted an astonishing 23x and counting about my looks.
Not my ideas, my looks.
Last guy to talk this much about my appearance was....
@realDonaldTrump
.
Joking about animal cruelty or rape isn’t funny, though. I’ve spent my public service career fighting both.
Sleepy Joe Biden was in charge of the H1N1 Swine Flu epidemic which killed thousands of people. The response was one of the worst on record. Our response is one of the best, with fast action of border closings & a 78% Approval Rating, the highest on record. His was lowest!
Trump: You’re fired!
Berman: Nah bish.
Barr: This is a Friday Night Mass-
Berman: Fuck outta here.
Barr: Excuse me?
Berman: You’re excused.
Trump: Now what?
Barr: Well, we can try again Monday.
Berman: Monday you can try deez.
Trump: What’s deez?
Berman: Deez NUTS!
I find it HIGHLY suspicious that voters facing financial hardship and a deadly plague would vote against a grotesquely offensive, impeached President who claims the economy is recovering and the virus is disappearing.
It just doesn’t add up.
“I wish Jim & Russ...would stand up & do the right thing & admit they knew what Strauss was doing, because everybody knew what he was doing to the wrestlers. What was a shock to me is that Strauss...was breaking new ground by going after a ref.”
Ernie DiGregorio — with arguably the most difficult, under duress, on the money, in stride, behind the back dime in the history of the game. Holy sh*t.🏀🤷♂️💪👁🔥
Dana Perino: "It's as if, for comparison's sake, imagine that ExxonMobil was writing specific guidance on climate change issues and giving it to a Republican administration at the Department of Energy and they issued it."
This nut job needs to be expelled from Congress...
On Facebook in 2018, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene endorsed conspiracy theories that 9/11 was an inside job and that Sandy Hook was staged | Media Matters for America
Steve Bannon just suggested beheading Dr Fauci and FBI director Christopher Wray. So... that’s cool.
Hey, what were you guys saying about the “radical left” again?
When you say things like, “The media is the enemy of the people.” things like this happen.
A photographer was violently attacked yesterday in DC by Trump’s Proud Boys...
At today’s WH press conference, Trump didn’t take questions. Now they announce there will be no press briefing tomorrow.
Looks like someone’s upset about being called an idiot.
SEAN HANNITY: "Please take Covid seriously. I can't say it enough. Enough people have died. We don't need any more death. Research like crazy. Talk to your doctor... I believe in science. I believe in the science of vaccination."
This man jogged 2 miles through his neighborhood carrying a TV in his hands to prove that “looking like a suspect” who committed a robbery isn’t a good enough excuse for the murder of Ahmaud Arbery.
Neighbors waived hello to him as he jogged...
For the record, Nixon was at 65% approval when the impeachment inquiry began. It was the testimony that changed public opinion. So when the administration tells witnesses to ignore subpoenas and refuses to send documents, ask yourself why.
The White House has directed former Hope Hicks and Annie Donaldson not to turn over any documents to the House Judiciary Committee relating to their time at the WH, BUT Hicks still could turn over docs related to the campaign, w/
@PamelaBrownCNN
@mkraju
The ramp that I descended after my West Point Commencement speech was very long & steep, had no handrail and, most importantly, was very slippery. The last thing I was going to do is “fall” for the Fake News to have fun with. Final ten feet I ran down to level ground. Momentum!
I don’t know about YOU...but I want a self-aggrandizing President with a fragile ego who praises dictators, embraces racists, rejects science and shows a callous disregard for my own health.
And if he loses, you better DAMN well be sensitive to my feelings, you hateful radicals!
Right now, as you read this,
@realDonaldTrump
is filled with dread, knowing that brick by brick, his world is crumbling. As a result of his greed, everything he values...his power, his money, his family and his freedom are all in jeopardy. And there’s NOTHING he can do about it.
This dude has tweeted an astonishing 23x and counting about my looks.
Not my ideas, my looks.
Last guy to talk this much about my appearance was....
@realDonaldTrump
.
Joking about animal cruelty or rape isn’t funny, though. I’ve spent my public service career fighting both.
For years we’ve been saying he’s unqualified. That his divisiveness, cruelty and rage were bad for the country. That he isn’t equipped to handle a true crisis.
Now we have 3 crises: a pandemic, an economic crisis and civil unrest.
He’s failing us... just like we said he would.
THREAD
A partial list of Trump Supporter conflicting beliefs:
- I believe Trump didn’t collude and that Russian meddling in 2016 had no impact on an election decided by about 80k votes in 3 key states.
- I also believe Hillary and the Dems DID collude and should be prosecuted.
Congrats
@Delta
! Not only was my flight delayed for more than 4 hours, but I found out you rebooked me without informing me and the new flight has not only left… all my bags are on it!
BRAVO!
Dear
@GSAEmily
,
No one gives a rat’s ass about your feelings. We just wanted you to do YOUR GODDAMN JOB!
It’s my sincere hope you will feel a lifetime of guilt for any suffering or death caused by your actions. Until then, I encourage you to jam your self-pity up your ass.
Thx