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@JohnXuandou

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As heard about from the internet. Fight game person, hot sauce enjoyer. Appeared in a video game once. DM's open. Not NSFW but no minors. ❤️❤️ @BakaTyler_ ❤️❤️

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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
1 year
I remember watching Steve as a kid and when things like this happened he would always say "Nah it's alright it's my fault he's just doing what he thinks he needs to do to protect himself I'm the one causing a problem" and honestly that was a big thing to me philosophically.
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1 year
Steve Irwin casually reacts to being bitten by a snake live on Australian TV in 1991.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
9 months
Rick Astley and the Foo Fighters performing Never Gonna Give You Up in the style of Smells Like Teen Spirit because Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage since they were performing the same event and just pulled him in to do the song. Completely unrehearsed.
@jansqueezy
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what’s the most random linkup ever
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
UCHIKOSHI IS FUCKING BASED
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
huh
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
1 year
I just found out that they scan your face and keep a record of it and take your phone before they allow you into the club so you can't record anything and if you heckle you're permanently banned. This is a safe space for the biggest pussies imaginable.
@NEWSMAX
NEWSMAX
1 year
Podcast host Joe Rogan officially opened the doors to his anti-woke comedy club in Austin, Texas.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
1 year
Imagine finding the most perfect human that could ever exist for this role, a statistical anomaly, and then deciding that you're gonna cover his face in a bunch of CGI goop so that instead of looking like the real person he is, he looks like a weird unnatural version of himself.
@TheFirstOkiro
Okiro
1 year
Graham Hamilton behind the scenes in the Book of Boba Fett
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
In true NFT fashion, she is not getting a cut of the NFT profits at all. They commissioned her art while she really didn't even know what NFT's were and then left her out of the entire rest of the endeavor even though it wouldn't exist without her. Protecting artists, huh?
@oversaltedcat
Solaris
2 years
THIS IS THE APE NFT ARTIST???????????????????
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
HE'S NEITHER OF THESE THINGS HE WON TWO COMPLETELY CONTRADICTORY VOTING CONTESTS, AND HE DOESN'T QUALIFY FOR EITHER THE GREATEST CONMAN OF ALL TIME
@b0tster
🪄✨ PSX Bunlith 🐰🏳️‍⚧️ BLM ACAB 🇵🇸
2 years
reigen from mob psycho 100 winning both a twink and dilf contest at the same time is so on brand for him lol
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
Hideo Kojima fans: KOJIMA IS A GENIUS WE NEED TO DECIPHER ALL OF THESE SECRET CODES AND CLUES THAT HE PUTS IN ALL HIS TRAILERS WHAT DORS IT ALL MEAN? Actual Hideo Kojima:
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
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@pedipanol
saria lemes 🏳️‍⚧️
2 years
Just learned japanese splatoon players abbreviate League Battle (リーグマッチ) to リグマ and I can't stop laughing
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
Cloud has a bigger ass than Aerith.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
11 months
Yoshida: "There are a lot of important named characters and locations to keep track of, so we included an in game glossary so players could get a reminder of what's being discussed to help them keep up." Kotaku: "THOSE WACKY JAPANESE ARE AT IT AGAIN WITH THEIR GOOFY BULLSHIT."
@Kotaku
Kotaku
11 months
Not even Final Fantasy XVI devs could follow the game's confusing story:
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
11 months
Capcom repenting for past sins.
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@StreetFighter
Street Fighter
11 months
Fans of the classics, rejoice! 🤩 Behold Outfit 2 for all 18 characters featuring looks for returning fighters from previous games. New characters have their personalities on full display in their own drip. #SF6
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
This is a real image from an official SNK video game.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
Holy fuck.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
You know what fucking time it is.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
People have figured out a way to use deep learning AI to enhance images beyond what their original resolution was and are using it to upscale textures from old games. One of the most impressive versions of this is an ongoing Final Fantasy 9 mod. PSX vs PC vs PC mod
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
GTA trilogy comparisons be like
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
11 months
If you post stupid shit like this at me I am going to block you. Holy shit shut the fuck up, enjoy the ass without immediately being triggered into thinking about people you hate, you insufferable piece of shit.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
I miss Megas XLR so much.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
In honor of Black History Month, let's all remember the great black TV dads that warmed our hearts and showed us what it means to be family.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
Why the fuck are people cheering for this? This is not an apology. Once again, just like in the original statement Blizzard made, they're not apologizing for punishing Blitzchung, they're apologizing for "moving too quickly," and taking too long to make an official statement.
@Slasher
Rod Breslau
5 years
Blizzard President J. Allen Brack addresses his and the company's role in penalizing Hong Kong pro Hearthstone player blitzchung "We didn't live up to the standards we set for ourselves. We failed in our purpose. And for that, I'm sorry, and I accept accountability"
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
NO STOP IT THIS IS NOT OKAY
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
Big fan of Uchikoshi as politely as possible saying "Queer people exist in Japan too you fucking idiot you don't know what you're talking about."
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
7 years
Hitboxes by game.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
YEAH, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK POWER LEVELS. FUCK SUPER SAIYANS. AND FUCK YOU.
@MomHasAKnife
isaac (binding)
4 years
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
People are talking about SonicFox again so I'm going to repost these.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
9 months
Shoutouts to the Tekken player knocking out the pedophile in the anime game they main.
@nzeropants
n0pants
9 months
JimmyJTran makes EVO Top 6 in Melty Blood
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
By the way for anyone who is confused as to what this is about, the weirdos who can't accept the confirmed in game text explicitly stating that Bridget is trans made up a fake email pretending to be an official response from ArcSys lying that Bridget wasn't trans. Cope harder.
@ArcSystemWorksU
Arc System Works America
2 years
【NOTICE】 Our Customer Support has become aware that someone has impersonated them and fabricated images made to look like official responses. ASW will not individually answer questions relating to content that is not published in-game or on our website.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
Someone put together one of those stupid game of the year images for Anthem and it's fucking killing my sides.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
Xbox consoles be like
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@JohnXuandou
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
Smash fans will take pot shots at smaller games by indie devs to champion their billion dollar company that sold them a game you can't play online without accepting that 20 frames of input delay with slowdowns will be the only experience you have.
@revkw91
Rev
3 years
LOOOOOL
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
Imagine this. You own the best selling fighting game of all time. You have DLC to sell and the perfect event to market it at. Everything is going well, until the event goes online only, and the online in your game is so bad you get kicked from the event and replaced with this.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
📍 I wanna play video games | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Play the hot new | 📍game everyone is. | talking about. | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍 Play the same shit you've been playing for 3 years.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
DRINK
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
The 16th bout to be like
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
Incoming message from Lord Yoko Taro: DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY STAY OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS IF THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING THAT MAKES THEM HAPPY WHINING FOOLS BEGONE
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
Nah fuck it, I'm going off. This shit has me fucking heated. Hey @ArmadaUGS , you want to know why people hate Melee? This is why. Not the reason you present in this video, but because this is what you think of other scenes and other communities.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
I remember when Steven Universe had a consistent art style.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
What's the deal with Chun? Why's it always her?
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
1 year
So anyways here's a selection of incredibly cheap fantastic sounding IEM's you can get that will smash anything bluetooth under the $150 pricetag because wireless data streaming has severe limitations.
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@bluecoyote
Blue 🔜 FWA
1 year
People nostalgic for headphone jacks in 2023 what is wrong with you. Are you so tech illiterate you miss vga ports and printing your emails too?
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
Say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl. You just give em one of these.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
1 year
It's insane how miserable buying a phone is these days. I have very few asks for a phone and the entire industry has told me to go fuck myself because it's trendy to sell a worse product.
@qeheen
🕳️🐇🛸
1 year
Biggest downgrade in human history
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
SURE WOULD BE COOL IF NINTENDO BUILT A FUCKING ETHERNET PORT INTO THE SWITCH DOCK INSTEAD OF FORCING PEOPLE TO PAY EXTRA TO HAVE A WIRED CONNECTION
@UltimaShadowX
UltimaShadow (2005)
4 years
"Please stop using McDonald's wifi to play my game." -Sakurai, 2020
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
1 year
I'm going to kill Yusuke Urameshi.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
7 years
When your boy makes top 8 but you want everyone to know you rolling together.
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@JohnXuandou
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4 years
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
"Tits are better." "Ass is better." "TITS." "ASS." A TALE AS OLD AS TIME
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
The best part about Yoko Taro is after a while you forget some of the things he's said and then you get to stumble across them again.
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@JohnXuandou
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4 years
I am so very tired of fighting games that are designed exclusively for people who don't like fighting games and don't want to play fighting games, to the detriment of the people who do.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
11 months
"source: The Bible" gotta be one of the craziest corrections anyone ever got hit with on this website
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Kunio from River
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@JohnXuandou
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4 years
Not even the League of Villains think it's acceptable to misgender.
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Kunio from River
1 year
Bro who the fuck is this?
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@redbullgaming
Red Bull Gaming
1 year
HERE COME THE NEW CHALLENGERS! The first 4 warriors enter the Red Bull Kumite cage, in South Africa 🇿🇦 Welcome @tokidoki77 , @JWonggg , @_MenaRD__ , & @JabhiMabuza 👏 #REDBULLKUMITE  on #StreetFighter6 July 01-02, 2023 - Pretoria Get your tickets now ▶️
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
Samurai Shodown Nissin ad.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
Now that I'm home I fixed the Zamasu meme.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
Hey talk about the part where you basically only paid the team enough to develop the game and then didn't give them a cut of the sales so the team that handed you the highest rated Sonic game in 15 years made practically 0 dollars on it. I wanna hear about that part.
@SEGA
SEGA
3 years
It's Sonic week for #SEGA60th where we celebrate all things about our favorite blue blur and also give away some cool prizes! We kick things of with a look back at an the design of Sonic Mania with the talented lead designer Christian Whitehead #GOSEGA
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
If you want to play a game by the creator of Cave Story (who lost the IP due to underhanded contracts) that suspiciously plays a lot like Cave Story where the main character works himself to death for a boss he can't understand because they speak a different language, try it out!
@videogamedeals
Cheap Ass Gamer
5 years
(PCDD) Kero Blaster $4.99 via Steam.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
BURNSOUCOU, the lone developer behind the kemono switch fighting game Mofumofu Sensen, has decided to try to localize the game for other countries, because someone made fan art of the main character with a huge ass.
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@JohnXuandou
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3 years
Free time during their normal work schedule. It should also be noted that the FFXIV team works 6 hour days and they make sure you are not doing more than that and taking your time off. The headline is worded in probably the worst way possible.
@Kotaku
Kotaku
3 years
FFXIV Artists Used Their Free Time To Get Bunny Boys Into The Game
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
I heard that RWBY made a pissy reply to the Fortnite Naruto announcement because they tried to get a RWBY crossover in Fortnite and were rejected, so I had to go check to see if it was real.
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@pixelbeat77
Nate
4 years
How fgc players be when they see their homie do something sick on stage
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
9 months
This platform is doomed.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
CITIZENS OF EARTH, LEND ME YOUR EARS
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
What the fuck are video games?
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
This is still the greatest of all time.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
This dude just said fucking STAR WARS should not make allusions to samurai. This is the "Metal Gear Solid isn't political" of Star Wars.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
2 years
@authentickemp Of course, because gender isn't real. We made it up. Non-binary isn't "real", but neither is male or female. It's all bullshit.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
4 years
Remember that time SNK gave King a donk.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
God dammit. Back in the day, Splinter Cell and Metal Gear would occasionally take jabs at each other since they were the two major stealth games at the time. Sam Fisher lamenting the loss of his rival really does hurt. He's the last man standing but it brings him no joy.
@ImperatorOfPuns
Ze M🌸st at Home 🏵️f Clan Rats K💮lya
6 years
this is fucking sad man
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
6 years
ITSUNO THE MADMAN
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
Y'all just gonna keep on scrollin without sayin meowdy?
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 months
Heartwarming: Man Who Hated Music Suddenly Loves Music After Hearing It
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@PeachSaliva
Peach Saliva
5 months
I introduced @PatStaresAt to Spotify. He is blown away. Incoming tweet about how he likes music now.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
9 months
4 AM shitpost
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@LotusAsakura
~Lotus 🖤
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
This is in my opinion the biggest leap in technology 3D games have made since moving to 3D and I feel like the only reason people aren't going crazy over this is because they don't understand the implications of it or how impressive it actually is.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
1 year
What, you're afraid people are going to say mean things to you online? How big of a fucking bitch can you actually be? These whiny losers want to be able to say anything but also don't want to be criticized. If you can't stand by your jokes, get a real act you fucking hacks.
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Kunio from River
9 months
Absolutely no fucking way a Nostalgia Critic joke got me to crack the fuck up what is happening.
@ChannelAwesome
Channel Awesome
9 months
How could SpongeBob do this?!??!?!??!?!?
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Kunio from River
5 years
Holy FUCK.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
Do you know why boomers told you this? Can you figure it out? Take a wild guess. Who was disco popular with? You can do it, I believe in you.
@daveweigel
David Weigel
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“Disco sucks” is the biggest lie the boomers ever told us.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
5 years
Isn't this exactly the problem though? If gay people saying "I'm gay" makes you hate gay people, you're the reason why shit like this needs to be said in the first place. This was the whole point I was trying to make with that first post that a bunch of headass people missed.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
3 years
So @nicalis has decided to start DMCA'ing the freeware versions of Cave Story and fan made rebuilds of the freeware version that supported mods while also largely not even using the original source code. Remember: Fuck Nicalis. Do not support Nicalis. Do not buy Nicalis games.
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Kunio from River
5 years
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Kunio from River
2 years
Bro I hate how fucking straight the internet is. If this was a chick, we woulda had 200 pieces of fan art by now. Instead, because it's just a regular fucking smoking hot dude with sexy hair and a sultry smile, there's absolutely nothing.
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@JohnXuandou
Kunio from River
11 months
SF6 is the best game in franchise history.
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@Jdartz
J ~ 🌺
11 months
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MANON 🥸 (credits to @Rooflemonger )
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Kunio from River
3 years
"KoF's transition to 3D was appalling, Guilty Gear did it right." Guilty Gear's actual transition to 3D:
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Kunio from River
6 years
I don't know why I wasted my time on this. I just thought it was funny that Cell hits Vegeta with a combo you can actually do in DBFZ.
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Kunio from River
4 years
Millia's hips good lord.
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@Variety
Variety
1 year
James Bond fans can expect a relatively unknown male in his 30s to take over the 007 role.
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Kunio from River
4 years
"Deadly Premonition 2 struggles to run at 20 FPS and often dips lower." Deadly Premonition fans:
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