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John Tift

@JohnTift

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I have lost my mind.

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Bedlam and squaller

Joined March 2009

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Gus The Fox

@GusTheFox

11 years

Here's a picture of Sir Trevor McDonald bench pressing a goose in the park to cheer you up #ge2015 http://t.co/xypTTZN1JG

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

Sad that after working in the sun all day yesterday the only part of me to get sunburnt was my bald spot.

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James

@JamesTheCatfish

11 years

Wild Bill Turnbull

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Crap Taxidermy

@CrapTaxidermy

11 years

The person who's job it is to censor Kanye Wests #BRITs2015 performance right now... http://t.co/LIeJolowrU

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Gus The Fox

@GusTheFox

11 years

Might go to this. It'll either be the most or least interesting thing I've ever seen- http://t.co/64HwOBsK0v

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Crap Taxidermy

@CrapTaxidermy

11 years

Waiting to get paid in January like... http://t.co/DYI3rl5n8u

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

First time i have to get the train in ages and its cancelled. #justmyluck

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

I hate my inhernt sense of paranoia.

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

If the train home is full of sales shoppers tonight i will not be happy.

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

Playing with my new phone. #happy

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Crap Taxidermy

@CrapTaxidermy

11 years

Friday night / Saturday morning... http://t.co/obct8C7cqN

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

Was sure Louis Walsh was just saying ape men. Then realised there were 8 idiots in that band. Ape men would be better.

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

Is that the yowie in the jungle? No its just that orange idiot from towie.

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

Wonder what happened to the girl from the "girl all the bad guys want" video. #teenagecrushalert

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

#Kozik #kidrobot #icecreamcones #smoking 🚬 http://t.co/NXPsGtL1oB

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

#pissingabout with a #fisheye http://t.co/Pv8EZDtBOV

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

What a shitty commute.

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

Lord sugar should have ejector seats in the boardroom.

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Finding Bigfoot

@FindingBigfoot

11 years

#Throwback What is your cryptid name? http://t.co/Ngu6grDAR6

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John Tift

@JohnTift

11 years

#vakeandvape on my new #copper #manhattan #mod from @greyhazeecigs @dizzleroid was right this thing… http://t.co/X48WSXxixB

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