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John MacIntyre

@JohnMacIntyre

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Toronto based .net dev

Toronto, Canada
Joined February 2009
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@iamdevloper
I Am Devloper
2 years
Even as a developer I’m struggling to figure out the password rules
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@JoeMuto
Bahld Harmon
3 years
@CaseyNewton @platformer Starting to suspect this is some kind of “Brewster’s Millions” situation where he secretly has only 30 days to lose all $44 billion dollars
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@robfoot
Rob Hunter
3 years
ArriveCAN Budget: - $100,000 for app development - $53,900,000 for fake App Store reviews
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@acroll
Alistair Croll
3 years
Yes, ArriveCAN cost a lot of money. Way too much. (It was a pandemic.) Going way over budget happens all the time in enterprise. It’s often the developers’ fault. It even happens outside global public health emergencies, believe it or not.
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@unclebobmartin
Uncle Bob Martin
3 years
The machines are already writing the code. Those machines are called compilers. We, programmers, simply specify the solution in sufficient detail so that the machines can write the code. Specifying the solution in sufficient detail will _always_ be a human endeavor.
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@JohnMacIntyre
John MacIntyre
3 years
The free WiFi in the Vienna airport is shockingly fast.
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@JohnMacIntyre
John MacIntyre
3 years
Kafka may have been a clever name for a technology, but Goodreads searches for books on it are practically useless.
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@JohnMacIntyre
John MacIntyre
3 years
While I regret answering a `coding interview` question (I swear I missed that), I'm still amazed at the final evolution to this `2D Spiral` question. It boggles my mind how adding the right model removed all complexity. https://t.co/llDF9fjcin
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@JohnMacIntyre
John MacIntyre
3 years
Gov: I want the experience to be exactly the same as if they walked into one of our offices to register their car. Dev: Exactly? Gov: Exactly #inlineOnAWebsite #WTF
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@dmofengineering
DM of Engineering
3 years
Rooting through git blame trying to figure out who’s responsible for this shit. https://t.co/RrONVtYbCs
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@changelog
Changelog
3 years
“I finished that API integration”
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@JohnMacIntyre
John MacIntyre
4 years
Just spent 2 minutes worried I was completely behind in my language technologies before realizing he's talking about English. What the hell is hard & soft C? LOL
@wesyang
Wesley Yang
4 years
Why hard and soft c instead of s and k?
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@iamdevloper
I Am Devloper
4 years
interviewer: if you can explain what deadlocks are, I’ll hire you me: hire me, and I’ll explain deadlocks
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@JohnMacIntyre
John MacIntyre
4 years
Advice for anybody in #brampton getting their covid vaccine at the CAA Centre; When you get there, ask somebody near the front of the line how long they've been in line. If over 10 minutes, don't follow the line to find the end, go the opposite direction around the building.
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@azureadvocates
Azure Dev Advocates
5 years
It's the weekend 🌴 You're building some hobby project 🏗 You're looking for a code sample that shows you how to use an API... 🤔 You can stop looking now - we have them all here: https://t.co/aC5LCmzGT9 👈
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@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
5 years
This system designed and built by Johan Link holds a ball in balance on a plate. A webcam films the system and a python program analyzes the images to find the position of the ball, preventing it from falling [video with more details: https://t.co/eRw4Uijh6w]
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@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
5 years
Youtuber Stuff Made Here built this hoop from with robots and computer vision capable of tracking the ball and directing it into the hoop by tilting the backboard [full video: https://t.co/Fsklz0fEJz]
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@allenholub
Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub
5 years
Nobody can "keep the team motivated." That's a the-beatings-will-stop-when-morale-improves situation. What you can do is create an environment where self motivation is possible. Relatedness, autonomy, mastery, purpose. You cannot manage someone into being motivated.
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@JohnMacIntyre
John MacIntyre
5 years
Task manager says Chrome is using 452mb of ram and I only have 2 pages open. Ok. I'm done. I'm moving to Edge. Open edge with same 2 pages: 585mb. Really? #ffs
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