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John L.

@JohnLMusic

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Lover of all things that touch the soul.

Earth
Joined March 2013
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John L.
6 days
Had to do it again today. Less than 1 month now.
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John L.
24 days
Time for my monthly “see less from elonmusk” button push How many times do I have to do this before he just stops popping up?
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John L.
17 days
Someone go copy every page before the boomers enlist a gen Z to fix it!
@flyosity
Mike Rundle
17 days
Users on TikTok realizing they can just copy and paste the "redacted" text from Epstein file PDFs to read what it says
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John L.
17 days
This must be why cars in SF keep getting broken into. Looking for a second miracle
@DoctorLemma
Dr. Lemma
18 days
In 1984, nearly $6 million in cash, gold coins, and platinum bars was found in the trunk of an abandoned rented car at San Francisco International Airport parking lot. In 1985, a judge awarded the entire amount to the US government. However, in March 1987, two Budget Rent-A-Car
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John L.
18 days
Thanks, @BarackObama
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John L.
20 days
Buys a physical video game Installs game - 32GB Starts game “Game needs update - 91GB” I miss the 90’s
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John L.
24 days
Time for my monthly “see less from elonmusk” button push How many times do I have to do this before he just stops popping up?
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John L.
28 days
Why do comedy shows say they start at 7:30 and don’t?
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John L.
1 month
Dear car companies, I will NEVER pay a subscription for a car that I own. Ever. Never ever. Dear everyone else, Please follow suit
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John L.
1 month
Yesterday, my @SouthwestAir flight was delayed due to a cracked windshield. They gave us: • constant updates • $30 compensation for food inside the airport • QR codes to get compensation for part of the price of the flight • changed connections Handled extremely well!
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John L.
2 months
Is it even a 90’s sitcom if Penn and Teller didn’t cameo in an episode?
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John L.
2 months
Can anyone explain why I have all notifications off on @SoundCloud app and I get a notification everyday from the app? Seriously, don’t understand
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John L.
2 months
Turbo tax commercials in November!? Holidays are starting sooner and sooner…
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John L.
2 months
My new favorite genre of sub-post on this site is people who ask grok and it doesn’t reply. Absolutely love it.
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John L.
2 months
I guess congrats on wasting more plastic (the new cc the company had to make)
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John L.
2 months
Somehow, the @SierraClub got my cc info and took a donation for themself, resulting in me having to cancel my cc. Then, they sent me a gift for the donation they didn’t receive (canceled and challenged). I’ll keep it as payment for the hassle of having to change my cc.
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John L.
2 months
I seriously do not care if my Home Depot app gets hacked. Can we please stop with the 2 factor authentication of EVERY app?
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John L.
2 months
Imagine you just got traded from the Knicks to the Rockets
@GregAbbott_TX
Greg Abbott
2 months
After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.
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John L.
2 months
No offense to Liam Hemsworth, but this new season of The Witcher is tough to watch. Imagine if, in season 4, they replaced Alf with Gonzo.
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John L.
2 months
Ahh, yes. The start of subscription sun service.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 months
A large solar-powered AI satellite constellation would be able to prevent global warming by making tiny adjustments in how much solar energy reached Earth
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John L.
2 months
This one is fire!
@shepardsounds
D.E.I Told You So
3 months
Spooky Season Day Twenty Five
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