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@JohnGregoryJr
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Me: Forget my wife and kids, I'm still a racist incel gooner at heart! I swear! Detective, blowing cigarette smoke in my face: Bullshit
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Practicing French in front of my daughter and she got mad and said "No Spanish!"
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Already broke it. 2027 will be my year
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When beer "drinkers" make a joke about drunk driving and you gotta hit them with that blackout stare
GET OFF YOUR PHONES WHEN YOU DRIVE Nearly got into an accident because someone had their face buried in their phone. Asshole made me spill my beer.
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"Why is there a soft side of a sponge? It should be all scrubby part! Both sides!"
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Didn't recognize a single ingredient
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Literally me
My favorite thing about silver blowing up (aside from my personal portfolio being weighted heavily towards it) is that silverbugs are a special type of person who deserve this moment. You have to admire the sheer, monolithic discipline required to remain a long-term bull in a
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I’m single I will never be in another relationship again
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Nigga threw $.34 out the window 😭
Imagine throwing 500 naira for people to pick. He is even proud of his Philanthropic gestures, the reason he filmed himself. God!!!!!!
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Car broke down otw to Palm Beach so we had to celebrate
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Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is back! -TW
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"He rules the world with Truth and Grace" Merry Christmas
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