Nothing scares me more.

RT @Eagles: We are in fact having TONS OF FUN, @elmo! 😌.

Me: Kids have no idea how to use their phone responsibly in schools. Also Me And What I Did On My Phone During My Son’s Back to School Night:. #doner #donerkebap #donermachtschöner

It is fitting that the one time I put any real effort into carving a pumpkin turned into a mini Internet sensation.

There are only three certainties in life: death, taxes, and the Brotherly Shove. #Eagles.

RT @NickSoderstrom: To all my fellow educators: Elizabeth Bjork and I just published a CLASSROOM STUDY showing that students' learning can….

Miniature golfing with kids.

Rainy weekend before kids: “Not too much we can do.“. Rainy weekend with kids: “Baseball’s cancelled! Party!”.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Tom Brady retired so he can say that his last victory was against the Philadelphia Eagles. I guess that Super Bowl loss haunts him that much.

For those interested, I made a purchase psych themed Advent calendar.

Public: Don’t study psychology. The subject is nonsense and there are no jobs for it anywhere. Also Public: I’m trying to find a therapist for me and my family but everyone is booked up.

It is that time of year again!.

#PSUvsIOWA

Is anyone else having trouble with @edpuzzle ? The site is not loading.

Want a joke for #NationalTellAJokeDay? Your service is a joke.

1980s AIDS crisis: people started using protection to help stop the spread of a deadly virus. 2020s Covid pandemic: people refused to wear masks despite a deadly virus because it violates their rights. Somewhere something went terribly wrong with our humanity.

Parenting Your First Kid: That fell on the floor! We can’t let him eat that! Throw it out!. Parenting Your Third Kid: Would like some water with dirt?.

I’m just glad that WW2 didn’t happen in this era. People today won’t wear a mask. I couldn’t imagine them growing a garden, donating steel, or buying war bonds.

Media: We care greatly about Simone Biles and her mental health. We applaud her actions. Also Media: We’re providing 24/7 coverage of Simone Biles and her every move. We’ll interview anyone near her to get any detail we can find. If she makes one mistake, we will nitpick it.

RT @EduCelebrity: Education is a funny business. I mean, could you imagine if a surgeon’s professional development consisted of taking work….

I mean, the Covid test is 5 seconds followed by three minutes of coughing.