a critical reappraisal of methods of mayhem

UHHHHH THE NEW #PULP ALBUM isn’t NOT their best album?!??!??!

Does Musk know that you can vote for any candidate at any polling station and that there aren't like, special places to vote for each candidate?

an app that is Venmo except it lets you send farts instead of money

https://t.co/t7xC3dD9Z9

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

Alright man, I’m out. I’ll see you fuckers on blue sky or mastowhatever or facefuck or you know what, actually how about nowhere

why didn't anybody TELL ME I couldn't stare directly at the sun through a pile of magnifying glasses (I am typing this with my feet because I am blind)

what I want: Lovense sex toys BUT compatible with the Ryobi battery ecosystem

"can we talk about" is a rhetorical question. there is no "we!" there is no "talk about!" 99.99% of the people i know are not on this stupid site any more and i just post here to jot down dumb thoughts once every three weeks.

Can we talk about EXTREME SPORTS from the 90s? it was such a big thing but did you know ONE single person who was into them? like either doing extreme sports or just caring about them

basically the game is: can you come up with porno titles/names that ARE NOT explicitly porn-y yet still feel sleazy? i.e. no names like "Rod Stiffington" or titles like "Ridin' Bareback" a good test is "would this also function as the title of a hit disco record from 1978"

i don't know what these are but my brother and i came up with them last night - “Horseboys / Horsegirls” ft. Twyla Bombay and the Pony XPress - “Horse Knockers” starring Grover Chesternut - “Horsin’ Around” starring Slab Beefchuck - “Ridin’ Sidesaddle” ft. Cruiser Yachtland

call me NJDOT the way you’re never sure if I’m going to give you a proper plowing or not

Tekken 8 marketing in London GOING HARD. Woah.

John Denver wasn't from Colorado? fucking bullshit

2004: ISP furious at me because I'm downloading Bleach 2024: ISP furious at me because I'm downloading bleach

I am also very patriotic/xenophobic and would like you to know this when you look at my uh, Toyota

I have autism, or am aware of it, and/or would like you to be aware of it, and also this is so intimately related to my bootlicking violent power fantasies that I absolutely need to express all of this in a single sticker

IMAGINE IF: ~ ~ tomorrow, you woke up with a second butthole ~ ~