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Mm. Tell no-one. ๐คซ
That's perhaps the sweetest words ever uttered by Grandpa!
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As he ought to be. Compliments from King John are as rare as loyal men like himself.
(....!! Oh god, he feels so honored...)
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Mm...now that would be a terrible waste.
Or died trying.
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I should have asked Gisburne, he might have succeeded.
Touchรฉ! ๐ Hope @GuyOfGisburne wasnโt involved.
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Unless they're trending because they've all been executed or exiled, I'm not interested.
Sees barons trending and wonders how @JohannvsRex is taking this.
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Don't let Dad find out.
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Lets out a loud, brash laugh. Ha, the look on your face!
I-- M-My lord!
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Sounds like a euphemism.
Honing his sword. Slowly. Deliberately.
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A dream is all it is, tragically. ...Do you ever wish we had no other brothers, that it was just us two? There'd be a lot less strife in our lives, were that the case.
A dream come true. Utopia.
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John tuts sardonically. "She's getting lax in her dotage. She ought to tighten your apron strings." He pauses, savouring the thought that his back must be aching by now, then finally lazily gestures for him to rise. "Hadn't you better seek it outdoors, then? Far away, ideally."
William's eyes narrowed to mere slits as he is forced to stare just above the floor. He idly imagined John tripping and falling down the stairs. "I have not seen La Reine in many a moon, Your Grace," he replied formally. "Good hunting, Sire. That is what I seek."
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Perfectly illustrating the point that HE is not the problem, it's everyone else who thinks they can tell him how to behave.
Stares in: M A G N A C A R T A
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In return, John purposefully doesn't give him permission to rise. Get a good, looooong look at those ankles. When he speaks, John audibly rolls his eyes. "What do you want, Marshal? Has ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ sent you to spy?"
"Sire," he bowed low. His eyes focused on his ankles quite deliberately. "I am ever faithful to you and your house." What is John mucking up now?
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Sighs wistfully. Wouldn't that be lovely?
Hopefully Richard's drowned at sea.
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This reigning business is easy, look out for Number One. The trouble is everyone else.
A monarch to emulate.
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Ugh, merde... Well, two's company.
Good plan. We missed her death dayย a couple days back so we will be in the dog house anyway.
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Here he is; mother's ๐ง๐ข๐ช๐ต๐ฉ๐ง๐ถ๐ญ lapdog, come to bite my ankles.
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I'll get my ears boxed for simply being here, might as well get a dig in first.
Mother isn't on the list? Tsk. You will get your ears boxed for that.
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The list is as follows; King John King John's coin
But to be fair, the list of items and people who don't annoy @JohannvsRex is quite short.
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