Siʀ Guy σƒ Gisɓurɳe (Parody)
@GuyOfGisburne
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Knightly steward and Deputy Sheriff of Nottingham. #тнeoυтlawѕ [Serious & Parody Roleplay] 🏳️🌈🌈👨❤️💋👨 #RobinOfSherwood Crossover-friendly!
Nottingham, England
Joined May 2015
"I don't like liars. Especially Saxon liars."
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That the Middle Ages were a dark, dreary, muddy and dirty hellscape where everyone was stupid and miserable. People were not covered in filth, and wearing torn up rags for clothes. People loved wearing bright colors.
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⠀ 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲 ╱ 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐬 ɴᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢʜᴀᴍ + sᴛᴏʀʏʙʀᴏᴏᴋᴇ fınıshed bч #𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞. ⠀
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thread of female saints (so i can have them all in one place) 🧵💐
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(The knight's face twists. He's in-between envy and considering if he should butter Andreas up. While Gisburne is noble, he doesn't have much money to his name.) You will be robbed as soon as you step foot in the forest. At best, you'll come back nude and tied over your horse.
I don’t just look like it, Guy. ( the sneer transforms into a coy smile, gaze flicking down to the sword and then back up. ) You don’t seriously think someone’s going to pop out of the trees, do you?
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Don't be naive. The forest is full of cutthroats and you look like you have money. You need my sword. (With that Gisburne means his accompaniment, he doesn't look like he'd hand his weapon over to the man.)
Surely I don’t need an escort, do I? ( brow furrowing, ever so slightly. )
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(Guy does indeed not understand, blinking blankly. His ignorance makes him angry, and he balls his fists.) We don't need dreams, we need action. Are you ready to go??
On the contrary, my dreams are excellent inspiration, and therefore crucial to my future payment. Of course, I wouldn’t expect you to understand.
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The sun is already up!! You do not get paid to sleep. Count yourself lucky if you are paid at all!
And there it is. It can’t be that late in the day, can it?
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GET UP, you louse!!
no point in going into the studio until someone yells at him, though.
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seek the LORD, andreas !
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On this day, 854 years ago Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas Becket was slain in cold blood by four knights loyal to King Henry II. Soon after his martyrdom, he was canonized by Pope Alexander III as Saint Thomas of Canterbury.
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you were so full of life, my beautiful bird.
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;— “The greatest power is not found in a sword, but in the truth.” - King Arthur BBC Merlin | Arthurian | Fantasy RP. | MDNI 21+ | MV. MS | Triggers.
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"Ha. The cheap swill you drink has gone to your head. You think a scoundrel like you upholds the law? I am the law!" His sword glints silver menacingly in the light.
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Of course I shall be victorious, my lord. You may bet on me.
Are @capitelupinum and @GuyOfGisburne fighting? Does he have time to place a bet? Sell tickets? He needs money.
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... What pit... Keep him in there, damn you!
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Furious, the blond knight tried to ram Robin to the ground with the weight of his body and armor. He does seem to be attempting to make good on his threat. "RRGHARGH!"
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... Gisburne shoots him such a lethal glare. "Of course it applies to you! But you have taken it upon yourself to ignore the law!"
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