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The fact that Tom Hanks’ son just woke up one day and decided to speak like this continues to make me laugh
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They were talking about Archie as if he was gonna come out like Idris Elba
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Stop defeating yourself in your head. Apply for that job, start that idea, monetise the hobby you said you would, sign up for that course... nothing to lose attempting
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Corona knows the difference between social gatherings of more than 6 and school/work environments. Be safe tho
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Mans doing Crimewatch reconstruction on another gentlemen’s cock. Streets is done
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Siannise stopped being bad vibes when love entered her life. A parable
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It’s crazy the amount of people that didn’t watch this. Cult classic
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Thanos put in so much work for his team that they retired his Jersey
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First lockdown, when the weather was booming for like 12 weeks straight vs this. We were robbed
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Sleep paralysis but instead of a demon, NSG ‘Options’ is playing low in the background and those two chicks are doing synchronised dancing in the corner of my room
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Mané is one of them guys that it takes a lot to get him to visibly be irate. That’s how you know he’s sick of Salah’s antics lol
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The real victim in this is Unknown T. A man is being slut shamed at 2am on a Sunday morning, in beef that isn’t even his. Damn
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That homeless man in Portugal can’t wait till Afronation comes back
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Theresa May resigning is all fun and games to you guys until you remember Boris Johnson is on the bench warming up, for a substitution made in hell
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"Chelsea won't beat Napoli"
"Chelsea can't beat Barca lol"
"Chelsea won't beat Barca again"
"Chelsea won't beat Bayern"
"Shouldn't have won"
"Drogba scores...history made!"
Chelsea's finest night in Europe.
Champions of Europe in 2012 🍾
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A man wanted to add Meek Mill. Next to Jazmine and Alex Isley. We need more youth centres!
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Chalobah was patient. RLC was patient. Musonda was fairly patient. Boga was patient. Colkett was patient. Aina was patient. Abraham was patient. Traore was patient. McEachran as patient. Lewis Baker is extremely patient.
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These are the kids Charles Xavier keeps in the basement
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This is why interracial dating is mad. Look how a family is conspiring because they think you’re muddying up the gene pool. Yucc
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I don’t think we’ve had a single two week stretch of normality, since March 2020.
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Man invented a new tier, in a 3 tier system. People need to be sacked
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Grenfell happened and the Conservatives still won Kensington.
Lee Anderson said some tenants in his constituency should live in tents, made to pick seasonal vegetables and have cold showers. They still came out in droves to vote for him.
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AWB being a winger is one of football’s greatest mysteries dawg
AWB: "I've been a winger before and know how to think at times. Where you see space down the line you take it. That's what I like to give them. A little gap and show them the outside so they think they can kick it and run but little do they know, it's not going to happen."
#mufc
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They’re really using the kindness expressed by the Sikh community to bash Black people over the head. That’s a different level of wilful evilness
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The best thing about Stormzy’s rise to being the undisputed number one. He’s done it without trying to pander to America and he’s done it whilst being genuinely nice and humble
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Wan Bisaka was dribbling like he wasn’t sure his legs belonged to him
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They’re crying because piece of shit Joel dies and you then get women’s perspectives on the story. The horror
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You could see him physically grappling with his CTE
I’m crying 💀💀💀 what made him go with that verse ??????? 😂 Wait till the end
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Guess whose boyfriend went Magaluf and got caught shagging another lass on snapchat 🙈 Timmy Roberts you can find yaself another bird
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@AliquamScripto
I didn’t want to be that person and immediately say this. I agree. Never bought into the hype. 90% of discourse about players on here is group think. Good player, but narrative and infrequent viewing definitely did a lot of heavy lifting here.
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The government said they’re not gonna feed kids and everyone just tweeted. Pls, Boris is comfy
if this country doesn’t get boris out i will SCRIM a scrim this country hasn’t heard before
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This is the James Harden to the Brooklyn Nets
📢 We are pleased to welcome Katie Hopkins to UKIP!
➡️ UKIP is alive and kicking as Britain's voice of common sense. Join Katie in UKIP today -
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This idea that every waking moment of your life has to be dedicated to unrelenting ‘productivity’, is robbing a lot of people of their lives.
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Someone who goes cinema and eats salty popcorn is someone you shouldn’t trust
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I'm not knocking protests. But if you were to block my route into Heathrow and I missed my flight, I'm breaking your head swiftly
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Jay and Chyna are gonna kill the interracial Tik Tok and YouTube market.
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Levz blames you guys for his song selection. That’s a phenomenal reverse grapple
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Someone said Nicki’s rapist fiancé flashed the tool at Mal and Rory 😭
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Men are crazy. Other day I caused a rustle in the barbershop all because I suggested to a man that he should exfoliate....(?)
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Yo.... if AJ fights Wilder and wins, I’m renting accommodation in Charalamagne’s mentions
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Curtis basically saying, “yeah I tried to cheat but that made me stronger.” Bars
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Scaling the wall like it’s Wireless.
Okay but seriously... are we allowed to officially call this a coup now?
There are confederate flags in the chamber and a protestor is on the dias screaming “Trump won the election”
#January6th
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@MrJ2ocean
Someone needs to add Sonic The Hedgehog sound effects, because she lost bare rings
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Men need to learn how to stop harassing women at carnival. Full stop, goes without saying. But making such an occasion uncomfortable for others is so scummy
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That’s how you sleep when you support the disenfranchisement of the lower classes
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Letting you guys test run all the shops and restaurants before seeing if it’s safe to come out in August >>
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Got that woman a house. Made Jeffree Star relevant. Did jumping jacks when that guy said four Yoruba words.
It’s enough.
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Shoutout all you people that are locked in a cycle of liking and bookmarking tweets pertaining to restaurant spots for couples, even though your love life is malnourished
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Man who don’t interact with any women whatsoever are gonna be tweeting like they’re in danger of Oloni’s thread. Calm down beloved
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Meghan Markle should get a restraining order against Piers Morgan at this rate. Especially if alleged claims of her turning down his friendship/advances are proven to be true. It’s clearly personal and obsessive at this point
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I really dislike when people try to discourage others from the finer things in life. Making new friends, falling in love, vulnerability, forgiveness etc. Life is for living
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Young lady is walking around shoreditch with the shoe of her enemy as her spoils from war. Subhanallah
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Cold women are jarring. I remember I wanted to spoon and she turned around like, “what do you want blood?”
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This is how some mandem go on baecation with their girlfriend of 5 years 😭
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When it comes to scoring scenes, lighting for Black skin and just the care taken in general with topics/portrayal, Insecure, will be a big miss on tv.
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Controlling your spending when the weather is pleasant is the final test in adulthood.
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Loool because Azpilicueta pats his chest and shouts loud you guys want him to stay at the club and as captain. Guy is finished
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I couldn't be on Big Brother. I would've lifted th duvet when Stephanie was lipsing that guy and say, "look at your life"
#CBB
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They brought in Charles Xavier as extra precaution
Reinforcements have arrived in the Capitol ahead of today’s impeachment vote and for inauguration week. All quiet for now.
Photos by my colleague Mike Lillis/The Hill
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Guy:"I promise to have all the money next week."
Cameron:"No prob. We'll just turn your life support off till then."
http://t.co/IXlEVml9q0
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“Lord” Voldemort was one of the most powerful wizards ever but had to raise an army to beef a couple teenagers. Wasteman
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Gemma’s ex. I’m gonna need to know how long that relationship was and how old you are fella. We are already at an egregious overstepping of the mark so far
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Lil man just wants love and to be held. But Cristiano saw Raheem’s son’s tech and is moving like sweatshop boss
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Mark Zuckerberg made a site so horny uni students could hook up. Years later it’s evolved and he’s the head of the most* influential means of communication. And is constantly in court over monopoly and misinformation charges.
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SiR and Ari Lennox not even being nominated for R&B albums in the Grammy’s is disrespectful
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Man replied 10 days later and said relax. I’m incorporating that
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Wait till we get to Fast and Furious X and learn this was just all a prequel to Chronicles of Riddick
Fast and Furious 1: Let's steal some cars!
Fast and Furious 8 Spinoff: You two are going to work for this spy organization and stop a superhuman man from destroying the world.
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Wrong partner can set your life back by years
We’ve gotta really have conversations with young women about how attaching yourself to the wrong man can shift your life’s trajectory. It’s understated.
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