Joel Carrington (Buck)
@JoelCarrington0
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Favorite Things: NCAA 25, Velo, Onclouds, Queso, LLWS, Goose, them Dawgs, Excel, Ari Gold, Puppies, Blue Moon, South Park, the Yankees, Tenderloin & Geebs
Joined April 2023
Incredibly thankful I studied for the ACT and don’t have to take this exit #thisisjoelcarrington
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Buddy just got this text. Think it’s time to kill myself.#thisisjoelcarrington.Soon to be #thiswasjoelcarrington
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Ron Wesley reppin a Barbour was not on my bingo card. Bros ahead of his time.#thisisjoelcarrington
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Summer landlord just sent me this pic. Safe to say I’m not getting the security deposit back #thisisjoelcarrington
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My nose is bleeding, I’m friggin drunk, and the dawgs r ab to kick some ass.#thisisjoelcarrington
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Best part ab this picture: I’m like 99% sure that girl goes to Arkansas. Texas bitches still mid.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Can’t stop thinking about Dan Jackson running out with an American flag tomorrow .#thisisjoelcarrington.
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To Dawgs fans out there, we must remember that tomorrow is a culture war. They are trying to come into our state and take what is ours. We must be drunker and more obnoxious than ever. We must remind them their fag culture has no place in this conference.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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New bedroom doesn’t have windows. Attached the picture below to show how dark it is. I see the average wake up time being like 2p.#thisisjoelcarrington
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It’s officially time to delete this app (reminder: it’s only been out for 4 months).#thisisjoelcarrington
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Some fat Alabama chick j punched me in the face (I told her to get a peloton). Fuck these dumb motherfuckers.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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I’ve been taking a lot of seated pisses lately. Idk why but it just hits different .#thisisjoelcarrinngton.
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DJ uhionuinglginiloili looks like me throwing the nerf ball after 8 Dos Equis on the beach.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Learning that Antonio brown no longer runs @AB84 has been such an afternoon killer. Apologies if this is how your finding out #thisisjoelcarrington.
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@RLWITDASWITCH @kyleumlang No it’s not. Making jokes ab a 20 year old who died is fucked up on every level.
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Bouta withdrawal from a fully online class. Is this a low moment for Joel? Yes. However, my schedule is about to be ELECTRIC.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Holy shit I just drove away while pumping gas and broke the pump. Hope they don’t have security cameras #thisisjoelcarrington.
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When I said mac and cheese I was hoping for a little more Mac and a little less cheese #thisisjoelcarrington
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No matter how old I am, I will do this every single time I am given the opportunity .#thisisjoelcarrington
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Freshman chick just said “sorry for bothering you” when she found out I was a senior. I didn’t know id ever be this old.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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What Joel is thankful for:.Canned Sprite.Canned Gatorade.Kirby Smart.Family. What Joel isn’t thankful for:.Women.Terrorism . #thisisjoelcarrington.
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The amount people brag about their cocaine addiction on this app is genuinely sad #thisisjoelcarrington.
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60 year old man on the airplane won’t stop talking about his HS football days. Bro just referred to himself as “touchdown Jesus”.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Girls need to stop posting pictures of random shit w no one in it. Like Brittany I do not care about your bookshop or seashell painting beside it.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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@BigRedDave_ This is without a question my favorite consistent post on this app.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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J walked 9 steps home from the bar (yes, I did count). This could be detrimental for my physical and mental health this year.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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I really got pantsed at happy hour. Flaccid penis was j hanging in the bar .#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Lobster Mac and Cheese and a French 75 at the oldest continuous restaurant in America. Could life possibly get better?.#thisisjoelcarrington
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If any Yankees fans can help pay for Sotos contract, please consider donating to the link below. #thisisjoelcarrington.
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Figured out the secret to winning verbal fights. Call their women fat. Went 6/6 w that attack tonight .#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Sorry for the lack of content today. Just been smoking pot and hanging out. Nothing too eventful yet.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Homeless guy just asked me to buy him a pack of cigarettes, and when I come out them I suggest we smoke them together and he responds, “fuck you nigga we ain’t smoking them together”and left w out them. Genuinely ruined my week.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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One more week of my internship (supposed to be two more but I’m quitting next Tuesday) and I can’t begin to explain how happy I am. I never want to be a functioning member of society again. Smoking pot on the couch in my college town is j so superior #thisisjoelcarrington.
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Just knocked a dude out cold. Puddle of blood. Who wants to come home w me???????.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Just went to the grocery store and all the food was the same price. Was trump lying? Such bullshit.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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My buddy j dragged a bunch of beat ass chicks into our appt. I have way too much energy to go to bed. WHAT DO I DO?.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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I don’t really understand why all the white chicks were freaking out ab Myles Teller in Athens. I kinda understood when Kendall Jenner was here but I didn’t think Myles Teller was that big of a deal - I don’t even think of him as an A list actor. #thisisjoelcarrington.
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What if all of you auburn folk went home so I can get into a singular bar?.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Nothing more frustrating or disheartening than being excited to show someone a movie and they get on their phone 5 minutes in.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Kirby saying “our intent was to eat” has to be most hard shit of all time.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Buddies little brother j said my car smells like geebs. This concerns me for 2 reasons. #1: my car spells like geebs .#2: my buddies 13 year old brother knows what geebs are.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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@Clayton69Bigsby Sophomore year Clayton was THE SHIT. Hear the youngins don’t go there anymore. Makes me sad. Fuck Chris Pierce tho .#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Any advice on how to fix my sleep schedule? This is the 13th time in two weeks I’ve slept past noon (it’s 3:27 and I just woke up). #thisisjoelcarrington.
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Roomate moved out today. Thoroughly enjoyed living with you @feathersworth4. Wish you the best!! #thisisjoelcarrington
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I lost my drivers license and debit card last night. This fucking sucks.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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I’d give away at least a finger and a toe for there to be a lake in Athens (assuming I had unlimited access to a surf boat).#thisisjoelcarrington.
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Sad day as I put hundreds of hours into this player. Finished my college career with two heismans and two nattys. All time CFB yards and touchdown leader. Next Chapter: Joel Carrington, the 5’6 Hispanic QB - 5 star.(Take a peek at the senior year stats).#thisisjoelcarrington
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Pretty fired up to ride in the back of trucks and scream sweet at a bunch of 18 year old Gamma Phis in a couple of weeks #thisisjoelcarrington.
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Being told someone is “excited to see you” gotta be one of the best feelings .#thisisjoelcarrington.
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The dawgs are prob going to lose, but at the end of the day I have ruined a couple dozen bama fans nights and that’s all that matters.#tjisisjoelcarrington.
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“Sir, do you mind if I recreationally inhale some of ur nitrous oxide” - Joel.#thisisjoelcarrington
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Stream east being seized by homeland security is devastating news. I’m genuinely about to cry .#thisisjoelcarrington
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Ik y’all don’t care ab my baseball tweets but I feel as if they are insightful and informative so I don’t plan on stopping.#thisisjoelcarrington.
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