chris long
@JOEL9ONE
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Former pass rusher, current podcaster @greenlight & founder of https://t.co/it9M9dHdWC
Joined January 2013
šØT.J. HOCKENSONšØ.- Vikings offseason.- JJ McCarthy.- Kevin OāConnellās leadership.- Sam Darnoldās Success in Minnesota.- Josh Dobbs, the Passtronaut. Fun with @BIGN98 & @MaconPlays .- Cinco De Mayo.- Abdul Carterās jersey number.- Commanders Stadium.
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Letās bring the most expensive ACLs on the planet to met life. Brilliant.
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Cheers. Been a hell of a journey. Eleven years and I can honestly say I put my soul into every minute of it. Highs and lows. Iāve seen them both and I appreciate the perspective. Gratitude and love to those who lifted me up.
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I donāt know anyone who goes pinky up on a J.
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Kick was tipped.
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Guy makes 5 mil a year and doesnāt have a pull out trash can in the kitchen.
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Nike is a huge business. Theyāve calculated risk. They may even have reason to believe this will make the brand more popular which means the guy burning his white air monarchs is in the minority. Bitter pill to swallow, Iām sure. Good luck w the protest. Bet they anticipated it.
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His brain unavoidably collided w his skull on a dirty hit. with no concussion history Iām aware of. Yeah. Had it been a pulled hamstring or a slipped disc, you could justifiably identify a pattern and your point wouldnāt be so dogshit.
Respectfully disagree. Not saying heās soft but some dudes arenāt built for the NFL. Until Wentz actually plays a full season itās a more than fair question.
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Man having a beer or two turns into drinking 9 units of alcohol pretty fast in a pandemic doesnāt it.
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Rare words from a HC. You donāt hear that much in the moment.
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The little ājokeā wasnāt funny to my 2 year old son, Waylon who saw this on his timeline and was devastated. Said Uncle Kyle has been ācancelled.ā.
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Guy working at the airport āhave a good flightā . Me āyou tooā . Every. Time.
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I like to think about this guy calmly sitting in traffic on the ride home
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Fool me once.Shame on you.Fool me twice .Shame on me .Fool me 14 times .Youāre Gonzaga.
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Thatās not big Tim Tebow?.
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[1 of 2] Walter Payton set a tremendous example of what it looks like to succeed on the field while leaving an even bigger legacy off it. I accept this award humbly, and undeservingly join the company of men that have been honored before me.
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E sports is about to have it on lock. In a month Iāll be glued to a livestream of a dude in a Cedar Rapids basement playing Zelda. Might as well be the Super Bowl at that point.
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1. Christmas. 2. 4th of July. 3. Thanksgiving . 4. St. Paddyās Day. 5. NYE . 246. Valentines Day.
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Ok letās do it. Run me through them. Donāt forget to include them all.
@JOEL9ONE Funny how virtually everything labeled a āconspiracy theoryā the past 7 years have come true. Iām sure thats just a coincidence.
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Over a toddler āshopliftingā a Barbie. Youād think the child was holding a grenade launcher. Serving and protecting who?
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These kids had to get blasted at their parents house last night to celebrate. Burrow just got handed the keys to a franchise and heās forced to have a āwhateverās in the pantryā buzz sleeping in his old race car bed.
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Youāre rich. Buy clothes.
Hey @united yāall just gon not put my checked luggage on the plane?! I have appearances and events and now I have no clothes. Smh š¤¦š¾āāļø i tried yāall out and ima try to avoid it from here on. šā¼ļø.
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I didnāt say a word about your fans. They were electric all night. I looked awesome at my 2nd super bowl parade. Stop drinking natty light, power off your phone and regroup tomorrow.
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Brady just left Boston on St. Paddyās day and i believe thatās a hate crime.
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Players used to sit on wooden stools and answer generic football questions for the local news. Antonio Brown wiretaps his coach and produces an artistic short film on his personal YouTube channel. This shit escalated quickly.
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Fragile.
Why has the NFL replaced our National Anthem with the so-called āBLACKā national anthem?!. We have ONE national anthem, and itās the Star Spangled Banner. Does the NFL want to be Bud Lighted or something?.
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Hey, I was asked. Not exactly a shock or a hot take. Hope the league prioritizes removing the stigma of something thatās helped a lot of guys improve their careers and lives.
Chris Long said he used marijuana during his #NFL career, and believes it's time for the league to let players use it without penalty ššØšØ. ā”ļø
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Whatās this bear on? Roids? HGH? Bath salts? All of the above?
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I say no big deal. Iāve been both people in the last 10 days itās called gambling.
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Also send it to Bryce Young to cheer him up.
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Woke up to the Zac Stacy video. Made my stomach turn. Not retweeting. Crazy to play w someone for a couple years & you have no idea what kind of bullshit they do at home.
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Moving to Japan and saying Iām Kevin Love letās get this money.
Robert Sacre is trending?!.So, here is the former Laker in a Japanese dunk contest.
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Man. Iāve never seen this website mobilize across cultural and political barriers before. until PETA came at Steve Irwin. that dude really couldāve saved the world. Uniting twitter posthumously is God like.
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Typical day. Get on an interview to talk retirement. Get asked about NFL drug testing and I end up admitting I smoke the devilās lettuce sometimes. Worst part is my three year old son sees it on his timeline before I can give him āthe talk.ā Emotionally drained.
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The NFL needed this dude more than we knew.
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Dudes on this site whoād call the cops on black ppl for very little are mad bc NASCAR called the FBI over a noose in their only black driverās stall.
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Proud of my boys. Played hard all year. Too much crazy stuff went down to overcome. Go birds!!!.
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With the Super Bowl logo color conversation over can we agree to stop staying stupid things from now on?.
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Pulling for Tua, scary as hell. I hope Iļæ½ļæ½ļæ½m being overly cynical but I think shit just got real for the dolphins. This is going to play out loudly.
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Sean Payton selling Odell on Siemien
On the day in which he could make his final decision, free-agent WR Odell Beckham Jr. is honing in on the Chiefs, Packers and Saints, per league sources.
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Rashard Mendenhall.
You can send one modern day football player back in time to play dudes wearing these helmets. Who you sending?
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Some people see this and think he must be retiring but this is just regular Kelce
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RIP Mike Leach. Lost to him in the Gator Bowl. Soon after, I became teammates w Amendola in StL. Me and DA used to go to Bonnaroo & other music festivals. Weād call Mike all times of day and night. Heād always pick up. heād stay on the phone for an hour entertaining our drunk BS.
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Look, a good post we can all be happy with, even here. Stay safe!.
US fire fighters arrived at Sydney Int Airport this week, on their way to assist with fire fighting in Victoria. Coming through, all gathered gave a spontaneous & lengthy round of applause, reflecting the gratitude & admiration we all have for their generosity. #NSWRFS @NSWRFS
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Leader!!.
Kevin Love commits $100,000 to the Cavs' arena and support staff due to the suspension of the NBA season. (via @kevinlove)
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Just smoked my six year old in HORSE. Had the audacity to ask me if we could play HORSES. Go be an English major son, this is the hard court.
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Anyone couldāve gotten it that night.
This will forever be the most š„ Iāve seen a stadium during warmups.
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Obey commands! These are officers of the law! If you donāt like it here, leave!.
šØ BREAKING šØ . Mother arrested in Meridian, Idaho for letting kids play in park. This has gotten out of control. Stop arresting free Americans for being outside with their families. RT!!
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Whatās the excuse today.
15 yr old Black boy, Lucca picked up a cell phone that fell out of the pocket of a Black boy who was being arrested. In response @browardsheriff officers Christopher Krickovich & Greg LaCerra pepper sprayed, brutally beat, and arrested him. He broke no laws. #JusticeForLucca
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Beautiful.
Thousands of people in Philadelphia continue to protest racism and police brutality following the death of George Floyd. Crowds in Center City stretched from the steps of the Art Museum and past the Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul.
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āAn irrelevant detail, police found a harmless plant inside of the victimās apartment (where he was shot to death by an intruder)ā wouldāve played better.
DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jeanās apartment after deadly shooting
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Lakers fans being protective of their fandom tonight are acting like they loved a cool indie band before it was popular, only that band is like Led Zeppelin.
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Healthiest thing theyād ever seen in a tall can of Arizona ice tea.
D'Angelo Russell tried to sneak marijuana through airport security using a fake Arizona Iced Tea can. ā”ļø
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Weāve signed a dog to a lifetime contract. When it came time to pick, there were lots of hyphy dogs. Willie was sleeping in the sun, unbothered. My kinda dude. In the words of Paul Rudd ādo less.ā
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What if the refs are in the booth checking twitter to see what would be the most agreeable call?.
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I love the light reading.
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Yes
The homeless man applied for a job at McDonald's and was told he needed to shave his beard. When an officer spotted him struggling to shave without a mirror, he helped him get cleaned up -- and get hired! (Video via Tallahassee Police)
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Didnāt this guy just go broke doing this.
Looks deliberate to me. A cyber-attack is probable. WW3 has already started. .
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It was an honor having you pass me the torch, brother. Congrats on a great year and continuing to lead off the field.
Congratulations and welcome to a very unique brotherhood @JOEL9ONE. Very well-deserved!. #WalterPaytonManofTheYear
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Woke up, opened twitter, saw a picture of donuts, ordered donuts, ate 2 donuts, feel disgusting. Thanks twitter.
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Checkmate, hockey.
Ragnow did not allow a sack or pressure while playing with a fractured throat and played every snap the rest of the game š³
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This entire sequence is dumbfounding. Guyās picking up trash outside HIS dorm. Officer profiled him. Got his ID but wonāt let it go. Cops surround w guns drawn, āfeel threatenedā by a plastic stick. Faculty member pops up + successfully vouches for this dude but isnāt even IDād!!.
āYou have a dangerous object in your handā ā¦ āIām picking up trashā āĀ This officer pulled his gun on a student who was cleaning up trash outside his dorm
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Nothing like not getting invited to something youāve skipped 2x already. Big victory for you.
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Funniest thing about this video is that the guy going full ācoachā from Saving Silverman, throwing himself out of a moving vehicle, is Danny Amendolaās dad. No joke.
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To do this interview seated and hatless only raises his stock in my book. The give a shit meter is low.
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