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@JoeHypershell
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Wish me luck everyone. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I’ll be completely out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
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Me: “Do you have any books on turtles?” Librarian: “Hard back?” Me: “Yeah, with little heads.”
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tell you what, someone should open a food hall featuring a range of street food vendors selling everything from burgers to tacos to Indian food, and everything should cost between £11 and £16
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TIME’s Person of the Year through the years: 2025: The Architects of AI 2024: Donald Trump 2023: Taylor Swift 2022: Volodymyr Zelensky & The Spirit of Ukraine 2021: Elon Musk 2020: Joe Biden & Kamala Harris 2019: Greta Thunberg 2018: The Guardians & The War on Truth 2017: The
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Bonnie negotiating her bail:
🚨🇮🇩🇬🇧 NEW: Bonnie Blue has been fined £10 after being arrested in Bali She and her crew have been ordered to leave the country and have been banned from Indonesia for 10 years
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How it feels watching the el clasico compare to PL long throw set piece slop
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this just restored 5 years to my life
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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DOJA CAT - GORGEOUS [HYPERSHELL FLIP] Free DL #DojaCat
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Why was that a penalty? All hes done is step on his foot. Thought thats not meant to be a foul now
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Mental that this is the only highlight of Antony they've got 😂
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Can I have a new left-back David? Errr, yes you can David.
🚨 Understand Chelsea's plan is for Ben Chilwell to move to Strasbourg on permanent deal. Ishé Samuels-Smith heading to Swansea City on loan after moving to Strasbourg on permanent basis earlier this summer. #CFC
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Two weeks until all of our mental health relies on 11 men on a pitch for the next 9 months
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at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine
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me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out
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