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Health and Fitness Coach || My surname is on the Australian Monopoly board, so no, it isn't weird || Instagram - joeflinders & flindersfitness

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@JoeFlinders
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5 years
My new finishing move 🤸🏼‍♂️
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Sometimes I’m serious 🤸🏼‍♂️
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Ok I’m never wearing anything else @denloungewear 😌😍
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Felt cute, absolutely won’t be deleting later.
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Regained my lost covid weight. Happy with that 🐷
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Remember Lockdown 1? For some reason, I took a notion to grow a moustache and perm. 👨🏻‍🦰
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@JoeFlinders
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5 years
If you ever had any doubt that dogs know when they’ve been a dickhead, I give you this. Watch with sound. 😂🤦🏼‍♂️
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Special skills include: Falling asleep quite literally anywhere I sit still
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Thank. You. Puberty. 👏🏻🤡
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Hey @thephillmonty , take annual leave again soon yeh? It’s been cute. 🥰
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
End of summer physique. Bring on pie season 🥧🐷
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
How it started Vs how it’s going
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Happy birthday @will_marsden from baby twinky 2015 us. Don’t worry, you don’t look a day over 37 xoxo
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
My new work photo makes me look pretty intimidating… which is utterly misleading. I’m scared of pigeons. 🤡
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Stream Kill Bill acoustic by @sza x
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Dragging myself out of winter mode. Come on Flinders, back to the grind 😮‍💨🥵
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Me: “I’m so shy and retiring” Also me:
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Me looking for the next bit of cloud cover x
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@JoeFlinders
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Merry Christmas from me and @thephillmonty ❤️
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
I think it’s clear me and @will_marsden have different interpretations of “space” as a theme. 👽
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
I don’t know who needs to see this but here is another use for your shoes aside from wearing them 🙃
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Wholesome Halloween. The extra hour kip was bliss x
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Turns out bodyweight training *is* enough to build.
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Slowly but surely getting back to where I was before 2020 kicked everyone in the face 🙃
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@JoeFlinders
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I did a sport 🎾
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
If nothing else, this pandemic has made me more comfortable wearing caps... Despite my dumbo ears. I’m embracing looking like the FA cup 🐘🏆
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
She wanted to style one of my union suits. I’m off to read a book in bed and she’s off to the coast 🫠💀 @denloungewear
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@JoeFlinders
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1 year
It’s giving High School Musical… and I’m ok with it 🏀
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Mighty Hoopla, you were a scream. Same again next year yeh? 🌈🥰 @thephillmonty
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@JoeFlinders
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5 years
Look, we could be here for a while so let’s just make our own fun, shall we?... We’ve implemented Dress Down Fridays in our house and it’s gone down a treat with morale. LET’S SEE YOURS? @thephillmonty
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Feeling grateful for 4-way stretch trousers
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Living the Salford fantasy sunbathing in my keks 🌊🏄🏼‍♂️☀️
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
After years of training, finally took the plunge with a nutritionist and I’ve never had more consistent energy levels in my life. Gobsmacked at the changes after just a month. Kicking myself imagining where I’d be if I’d done it sooner 🤡
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Baby Ori meeting her big goofy brother 🥺🥰 @thephillmonty
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. 💀
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@JoeFlinders
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8 years
Bear Grylls got stung by a jellyfish and Mel B kept asking until he let her piss on it. That woman completes me.
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Memories on Instagram are a real punch in the gut at the mo. I cannot wait to be on a beach with you again, @thephillmonty ... Whenever that may be 🙃
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Happy birthday to my favourite gamer-sloth @thephillmonty . More of this, please 😍🥰
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Well, Homobloc was incredible with this man @thephillmonty 💙😩
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@JoeFlinders
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8 months
10 years of @will_marsden refusing my friendship x
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
*Insert joke about serving the T*
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@JoeFlinders
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Tell me you were a lonely child without telling me you were a lonely child 👀😂 #pokemon
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Almost had to ring my mum to pick me up after that session. Genuinely had to take breaks on the walk home 🤡💀
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@JoeFlinders
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Right. I’ve just found mine and @thephillmonty ’s old holiday snaps from Greece and need to plan another trip. Recommendations… Discuss:
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Enlisting @thephillmonty as my glamorous assistant for backbend day 🤸🏼‍♂️😂
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
“Bodyweight training is easy” Me: “hold my iced latte”
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Dom Top energy.
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@JoeFlinders
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1 year
I had a proud moment a couple weeks back. Another lovely workshop gig in the bag 😍 @Gymshark
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Our little family Birthday walk for @thephillmonty ✅ 🥰
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Would you believe this woman used to babysit me as a child? My best worst influence since 2004. #SinkThePink
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
This is how my puppy fell asleep on me last night. 😭😍
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@JoeFlinders
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Insanely proud of my handsome fiancé. Here’s you your exciting next chapter 🥰
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@JoeFlinders
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Tried a new move… Freaked people out. Yes my shoulders are fine, they do that sometimes 😂
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I love him but my god. The boy deserved that. @thephillmonty 🙃🤦🏼‍♂️🙄
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@JoeFlinders
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5 years
Managed to convince @thephillmonty to come to a yoga event with me and I think this photo perfectly sums up how happy it made me 🥰
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
This is a soppy post but deal with it. I know this whole situation is truly awful but I couldn’t wish for a better person beside me. If there’s one positive I can take from this it’s all of the quality time I get with my best friend. I love how much we laugh 💙 @thephillmonty
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@JoeFlinders
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Living my Lara Croft fantasy in these pants. Excuse the laundry xoxo
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@JoeFlinders
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Made the mashup we all deserve - @DUALIPA x @ArianaGrande 😍
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@JoeFlinders
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8 years
"Do you have any specialist skills?" Me:
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@JoeFlinders
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3 years
Wore all black so my couches would stand out.
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@JoeFlinders
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Hi, I’m Joe and I like pissing about upside down for a living xxx
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@JoeFlinders
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Brb, just sobbing at how adorable my dog is 😭
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@JoeFlinders
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Comfort and functionality are sexy. I’m protecting me peace, alright?
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@JoeFlinders
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*Adds Pilot to LinkedIn*
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@JoeFlinders
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Spoiler alert, I’ve tricked him into taking me to the garden centre under the thinly veiled excuse of getting a big brekkie there 😈🌱
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@JoeFlinders
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Actual footage of me on the stage at Cruz101 at 4am
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@JoeFlinders
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Representing for #PrideMonth2020 . Thanks @ASOS 🌈🤸🏼‍♂️
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
Swipe for a story in reverse: Helping my dog look at the camera for once in his life. A classic tale. 🙃🤦🏼‍♂️
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@JoeFlinders
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I can’t remember the last time I get dressed and felt nice so I made the effort and went for a walk in the sun. A little thing but it definitely made a difference. I’m not sure about you but my mood swings are pretty volatile at the min so I’m taking that as a small victory 😌☀️
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@JoeFlinders
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Wow. That feels like a million years ago… At least I’ve learned how to dye my hair now 🤦🏼‍♂️😂
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@JoeFlinders
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2 years
Same energy
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@JoeFlinders
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Phill and I are ok. We ran from the arena as soon as we heard the bang. Awful. I feel sick 😓
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Police statement on incident at Manchester Arena
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@JoeFlinders
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Soooo, we finally did my quarantine cut. We *may* have played with the curlers too. 😅
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@JoeFlinders
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4 years
My 30th Sept was MUCH better last year. 🙃
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@JoeFlinders
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Day 9: @thephillmonty is recycling old PJ trousers. Someone please help me.
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@JoeFlinders
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This was a lovely little memory that popped up today. Love you hubz 🥰
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@JoeFlinders
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Guess who got blind drunk and fell asleep on the bathroom floor watching Tiktoks?... I did. 🙃
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