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@Jmizzle212
Jordan David
4 years
Find you someone that looks at you like this little guy.
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@Jmizzle212
Jordan David
19 days
The history books will reflect that the GOP held all 3 branches of government during this shit down and did nothing to try and open the government.
@RepBaumgartner
Congressman Michael Baumgartner
20 days
What a mess. Democrats have now set the record for the longest government shutdown in history. Dangerous and costly for the American people, and it will only get worse. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@Jmizzle212
Jordan David
2 months
Rather than idk, funding healthcare for millions of Americans.
@EudaimoniaEsq
๐„๐ฎ๐๐š๐ข๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐š
2 months
Liberals are losing their minds in the replies at the mere thought of building something beautiful rather than, I donโ€™t know, an ugly sculpture of a rectum for AIDS or whatever
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@YourAnonNews
Anonymous
2 months
Israeli tanks shelling Gazan civilians live on camera despite Trump's announcement of a ceasefire!
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@Jmizzle212
Jordan David
2 months
BREAKING ๐Ÿšจโ€ผ๏ธ @KristiNoem admits sheโ€™s a fascist.
@Mollyploofkins
Molly Ploofkins
2 months
Kristi Noem says Antifa is just as dangerous as MS-13, ISIS, Hezbollah, and Hamas, claiming โ€œthey have an agenda to destroy us.โ€
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@charise_lee
Meidas_Charise Lee
2 months
Literally how itโ€™s goingโ€ผ๏ธ
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@ryangrim
Ryan Grim
2 months
This is genuinely nuts
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@AwesomeNewsom
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
2 months
FAT SATAN BROKE THE U.N. ESCALATOR. THEN COULDN'T READ FROM THE TELEPROMPTER "ACETA ACEEDO ACETA-MENOPOSE ACETA-MINION-FENTANYL" (SAD)
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@MAGACult2
MAGA Cult Slayer๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
Same vibe
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@keithedwards
Keith Edwards
2 months
Texas pastor @jamestalarico flips the script on anti-trans attacks: โ€œweโ€™re focused on the wrong 1%.โ€
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@acnewsitics
Alex Cole
2 months
Oh wow, he really said that. https://t.co/UVRA6Fj04r
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@OzKaterji
Oz Katerji
2 months
Rest in peace my fundamentalist Christian friend, I look forward to seeing you in Pagan heaven
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
2 months
Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"
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@ValueHao
ValueHao
3 months
If nobody else will say it, I will: this guy looks a bit like Charlie Kirk himself. Very strong possibility weโ€™re in a Looper style situation.
@FBISaltLakeCity
FBI Salt Lake City
3 months
We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University. 1-800-CALL-FBI Digital media tips: https://t.co/K7maX81TjJ
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@ZohranKMamdani
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
3 months
The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live. Sign our petition calling on @FIFAWorldCup to put game over greed.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1
TheRealThelmaJohnson
3 months
Maybe we should have had the military blow up J.D. Vance's Mom when she was stealing opioids from the hospital and selling them in the neighborhood
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@Jessethefree
Jesse The Free ๐Ÿด
3 months
If you are any kind of Phobic, you are mentally ill.
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@YourAnonCentral
Anonymous
3 months
We demand a criminal investigation into the murder of 11 civilians by the US navy under the command of Donald Trump.
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@ArmedJ0y
โœณ๏ธโ’ถ Armed Joy ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฃ
3 months
Why I say people these days are utterly unequiped to deal with these new wave nihilistic death cults. O9A is just one, many more are popping up The reaction is the goal, they are open accelerationists. Every "we need to deal with the trans!" and "actually, this is a far-right
@hollowasme
Rev Engineering & Fab
3 months
@ArmedJ0y Glenn Greenwald just pointed out the incoherence/soup ideology. I'm excited to see how both sides of collectivist idiots argue that the govt should use this to fuck my rights even more.
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@YoelH5
Yoel. H
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*ืžื›ืชื‘ ืžื”ื’ื™ื”ื ื•ื* ืขื‘ื•ืจ ื“"ืจ ืขื™ื–ื'ื“ื™ืŸ ืขื•ืงื‘ื™ื• ื•ืขื•ืงื‘ื™ ื”ืจื‘ื™ื ื‘ืขื•ืœื ืื ื™ ืžืขืœื” ื’ืจืกื” ื ื•ืกืคืช ืฉื”ื›ื ื• ืขื ื›ืชื•ื‘ื™ื•ืช ื‘ืื ื’ืœื™ืช. ื”ืžื›ืชื‘ ืฉืœ ื“ื•ืงื˜ื•ืจ ืขื™ื–ื'ื“ื™ืŸ ื”ื•ื ืขื‘ื•ืจ ื”ืงื”ืœ ื‘ื™ืฉืจืืœ ืœื›ืŸ ื”ืฉืืจื ื• ืืช ื”ืฉืคื” ื”ืžื•ื ื’ืฉืช ืขื‘ืจื™ืช ื•ืฉืคืช ื”ืชืจื’ื•ื ืื ื’ืœื™ืช. @ezzingaza ื–ื” ื‘ืฉื‘ื™ืœืš. *ืžื›ืชื‘ ืžื”ื’ื™ื”ื ื•ื*
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@goodworkmb
Good Work
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the glazing goes crazy
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@Jmizzle212
Jordan David
4 months
Returning cans. And the majority of people who do drugs have jobs.
@atroyn
anton ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
i do not understand the fentanyl economy. crackheads are not producing income, how are they buying the fent? you can say oh they shoplift and sell that but who is buying the shoplifted Tide pods except other crackheads ? where is the liquidity in this ecosystem?
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