Jive Kevin Sumlin🚁
@JiveKevinSumlin
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Buyout Parody Coach of the Year + Heisman Winning Parody Coach + Black Jesus & Black Bear + Purveyor of #TheSumlinVIPRoom = Jive Kevin Sumlin! Not Kevin Sumlin
Houston, TX
Joined December 2011
Almost heaven, Houston strip clubs Treasures, Men’s Club, & The Ritz Boobs are big there, bigger than double D’s Coaches like ‘em dumber, blowing hundos like a breeze Houston roads, take me home To the place I belong Bottle service, mountainous mamas Take me home, Houston roads
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Hey @JimmySexton9, I’m taking the Ole Miss Chancellor’s wife to Vegas. The job will be mine and her toes will be permanently curled. Everyone wins! #Yessir
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High on my list of goals is getting a fat buyout from LSU. Help a brother out @JimmySexton9!
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Hey @JiveTomHerman, I heard you're heading to the Dirty Third. I got nothing else going on, let's make it a two for so we can really get a rise out of the crowd at TDECU Stadium. Will be my first time back since I blacked out on the visitor's sideline versus Major Applewhite.
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It was great being back on campus yesterday!
Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
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Sumlin Claus is coming to town! Look for me and Sumlin’s Angels as we make the rounds spreading Christmas cheer (cash only). My Coupe De Ville backfires so don’t shoot back! Thanks and Gig ‘Em!
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Hey Old Army, head on over to #TheSumlinVIPRoom where everyone is a winner!
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My boy McAfee got more trim than a painter at #TheSumlinVIPRoom last night.
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Just ran into Lee Corso who was having a spirited conversation with a wall.
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Ran into Rick Perry. He still hasn’t forgiven me for hooking up with his wife. Hey, I went where no man has gone before.
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The tailgates are lit in Aggieland. I haven’t been this drunk since I woke up at noon today. Saw ‘em off mofos!
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What’s her number?
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All my exes live in College Station because College Station is the place for that gold digger to be. Damn, I miss the hell out that house.
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The rumors of me speaking at the DNC are false. I’m busy tutoring dancers.
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Y’all roll on over to the #SumlinVIPRoom for Hawk Tuah Night and get your thing spit on! 27 drink minimum please.
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I’ve been asked my opinion about the election and all I can say is Kamala loves the #SumlinVIPRoom. She knows how to work the pole if you know what I mean.
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High everyone! I FINALLY found my phone. It was under a massive pile of blow I just finished. Off to the #SumlinVIPRoom!
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