Faux_Jimmy Sexton (Parody Account)
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Parody agent navigating the chaos of college football. Oysters. Bourbon. Buyouts. Host of Agent Confidential Podcast. #AirSexton | #FridayNightBourbon
Memphis/30A
Joined December 2013
New episode is live: #AgentConfidential Whiners & Losers — Pastries, Mayo, and Mayhem My rule is simple: If your bowl game sounds like a breakfast pastry, something you slather on a sandwich, or use to mow the back 40……you’re automatically in the episode. @PopTartsBowl
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Podcast Episode · Agent Confidential · 12/10/2025 · 8m
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In unrelated news, I’m pleased to announce a contract extension between Alabama and Kalen DeBoer. #SextonSeason
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Protocol exists for a reason. Mostly to protect Kiffy from himself.
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Cecile — alert Throttle: If Kiffy calls trying to book #AirSexton from BTR to TUS, he does not have flight clearance. Unauthorized movements require my signature.
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Cecile — let Kiffy know DeBoer isn’t taking Michigan. So no, I’m not calling Burn Notice to get him lined up for the Bama job before he’s cashed his first LSU check.
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Teaser — Agent Confidential: Whiners & Losers (Bowl Edition) If your bowl game sounds like a breakfast pastry… something you slather on a ham-and-swiss… or something you mow the back 40 with on the farm in Limestone… You’re automatically in Whiners & Losers. 👇 Clip Full
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Ole Miss Coach Pete Golding: First interview — dip cup on the desk, minor obscenities, no Twitter, no hot yoga. That man is a ball coach, y’all. Full episode drops tomorrow at noon. Buckle up. #AirSexton | #CFB | #HottyToddy | #SextonSeason
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Pete’s just frustrated he still hasn’t logged a single #AirSexton mile
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Pete knows the rule — you leak the itinerary, you lose the upgrade. He’s just mad he hasn’t gotten the #AirSexton treatment.
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Podcast reference activated — NO BOWL FOR YOU!
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Throttle just pulled into 30A. Oysters are stewing. Let’s melt down responsibly.
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The playoff bracket dropped — and Notre Dame took their ball and went home. Indiana’s celebrating, Alabama’s validated, BYU’s confused, and the country is melting down. The Playoff Fallout episode is live. Let’s talk winners, losers, and chaos. 🎧 Episode: Playoff Fallout:
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Podcast Episode · Agent Confidential · 12/07/2025 · 6m
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Notre Dame may decline bowls, but my guy Nicholi didn’t decline greatness. Honored to have supported him through his ND MBA. He gave me this — I’m keeping my name on it.
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Notre Dame just entered the transfer portal for bowl games.
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If you think the committee was busy, you should’ve seen my phone. Indiana’s thrilled, Alabama’s validated, Notre Dame’s furious, and BYU wants a recount. Playoff Fallout drops at 6pm, eastern time. #AgentConfidential
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The committee spoke. Saban spoke louder. Indiana partied. Alabama flexed. Notre Dame panicked. BYU prayed for an appeal. Ryan Day defended his beard. Playoff Fallout episode dropping soon. #AgentConfidential
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Add ‘blocked by Pete Thamel’ to the résumé.
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Every time they expand the Playoff, they swear it’ll end the arguments. 2 teams — chaos. 4 teams — chaos. Now 12 teams and somehow the chaos leveled up. College football is perfect. #SextonSeason
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When Saban and the committee agree, that’s not a debate. That’s precedent.
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Phones already warming up. Selection Sunday isn’t about predictions — it’s about positioning
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