Average video in Chris Milano’s camera roll

Never been so proud to tell someone to go fuck themsleves.

Why we do it 👍🏻

6 foot 7 foot by Wayne every time.

RT @26_SAVage_:

Moving back to Tennessee is going to give me the utmost amount of life.

It’s the way that this has no impact on your life that makes you pathetic. Look at this guy out here living his dream and accomplishing his goals while you sit here and cry about it. Y’all are some sorry people with sad lives.

Always keep that thang on me (a vest because it’s freezing cold in my office)

Rams have two Georgia Bulldog quarterbacks. Hard not to root for them.

Magistrate told me this morning “I have never seen someone who is so patient and calm with people in my time on the bench.”. Yeah, chalk that one up to growing up with three sisters, your honor.

Another day of doing what I do

Bro

This motherfucker just threw five interceptions in our second game lmao.

RT @TripleBoogie: not all of us have hair check your privilege.

Buddy is not happy w me rn…

Don’t worry, dad I’ll sit directly on your feet just so you don’t forget about me.

I just want everyone to know that I’ve incorporated “twin” into my vocabulary here and there and the cool kids say I’m using it correctly.

My buddy talkin bout “ultimate team at 8 bro, lock in.”. It’s a video game bro, relax.

Think it’s time to go back to Athens and get a new one yall. Been hanging onto this one for 10 years lmao.

Cincinnati is a great city.

Postseason would be so much better without the Yankees in it.