Don Self
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Economist || Revolutionary || Farmer || Sapiosexual human || Libra . . . MAN U/Madrid || STONER!! Street codez, Bro codez, Good vibez & Insha Allah 💯 😤👽
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No one is gon give you the education to overthrow them!!
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SS3 student wey dey 'run yahoo' do giveaway for assembly ground.
Principal win 10k. 😂
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@MI_Abaga
The way M.I is not appreciated amazes me alot I mean how can we grow when all we got for each other is hate??
M.I is better than most of these famous dudes abroad who just make n sell rubbish...apart from J.Cole & Kendrick, no one can compare!!
I've got over 200 M.I songs
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I ordered an axe from Germany and had it shipped, I now have a foreign axe sent!
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If Jesus's disciples were to be cooking utensils, Judas will still be tray!
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I watched this more than 2billion times.
Layi🙌🙌
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It was all good till hell hit us.
Then, I saw nigghaz taking off like male strippers! 🥵
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The craziest things already happened to me.
You either laughing with me or you're laughing at me
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So, If you make a graph of all your past relationships, there would an EX axis and a WHY axis...?
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My intentions towards you are purely sexual.
I'm no your brother
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Every book you've ever read is just a different combination of the 26 letters of the alphabet
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I respect you from a distance but we don't have to be guys.
Me I'm sticking to my principles,me I no Sabi lie!
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Another Monday!
So this weekend, my baybie came around. And as we were cleaning, we saw a spider and she asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
So I did.
We had few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works at web design.
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Bro code 307:
Never break up with the girl that brings food to the gang.
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I just texted my babe Ruth and told her it's over.
That's me, Ruthless!!
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I remember when my doctor told me I was going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
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I don't mind being alone
It's either the highest forms of love or nothing at all.
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You don't have to Bill me before you eat.
Abi how mohbad take talk am sef?
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I have done and said terrible things to my neighbours, colleagues at work and even close friends.
Cos it's a new month, I just wanted to tell everyone I offended that I MEANT ALL OF IT AND YOU DESERVE IT
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In Africa, if you smoke you're a bad person.
If you drink, you're better 😪
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Interviewer: I want to ask you a question, and your answer must be quick.
Me: Okay.
Interviewer: 12 + 37 = ?
Me: Quick
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Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight
It’s same shit, different day?
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Nice to meet you. My name Na wahala! Na me be the idle man wey sell devil workshop!!
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College of health students
be like... "Take two tablets in the morning before you wake up"
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