Trump is trying to get Pete Buttigieg elected president by making him somehow not the worst transportation secretary in recent memory.

Rewatching Bourne Identity and 1. There are scenes in a room that is 30% taken up by giant old computer screens. 2. Those scenes feature a very young Walton Goggins.

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NFL Officiating Rules Analyst Walt Anderson appeared on @NFLGameDay with a detailed explanation of the controversial flags thrown Saturday for hits on #Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes. Short version, per Anderson: Under the rules, officials got both calls right.

This ad spend seems awfully optimistic.

If you get skilled enough at writing comedy, sometimes every character is the gas leak character for awhile. If you can pull that off, that's when it's really good.

One thing I love about Twin Peaks, and much of Lynch's work, is a scene will be relatively normal except one of the characters seems to have been exposed to a gas leak. When I work on scripts with my friends, we will often refer to "the gas leak character in this scene."

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Guy in this football game has "Romans 3:23" written on his eyeblack sticker. I could only see half of it, and my first guess was that it says "Roman Holiday?" Like maybe he's a huge Audrey Hepburn fan?

Watched Conclave and at this moment, my wife thought this guy was eating a lollipop.

As a former St Louis Rams fan, it's so confusing that Notre Dame has a player named Aneyas Williams and he has no relation to Aeneas Williams.

Watching the major awards shows and getting mad whenever the things I've seen end up losing to things I haven't seen.

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

I think they changed the lyrics to make it about Christmas instead of sex.

Just got to church with my parents. Went downstairs to use the bathroom and I heard the children's choir practicing Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah. Uh oh!

Chuck's is great. Level 4 is delicious, and eventually I want to try 5 and 6. BUT, the place near me doesn't have a bathroom or wet wipes. How do you serve spicy food to eat with your hands and there's no way to clean them? Someone is going to touch their face and crash their car

Shania Twain's real name is Shaniuel Clemens.

Anyway, if you live in St Louis, we're doing a short FBA segment on a Christmas variety show at The Heavy Anchor on 12/18. I promise it will be very stupid and also probably predict the future.

I literally just did a reverse image search in case that's actually a photo of him. Turns out it's some guy named Yuri. It's been half a decade but I'm pretty sure I googled "handsome Italian boy."

In 2019, we did a Fatal Bus Accident episode where we all got sick and had to quarantine, accidentally predicting the pandemic. Looking over our old PowerPoints, I realized we also predicted there would be a handsome Italian boy with distinctive eyebrows named Luigi.