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Husband. Dad. Conjurer of toots.

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Joined April 2009
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Jeremy Cox
1 year
Now that #Facebook and #IG are down, there has been no better time to turn on a table lamp and crack a book!
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Jeremy Cox
3 years
Bill Maher is easy to hate, because of 30-second, single-line clips from clickbait farms. But when you listen to the other 90-95 percent of his show and podcast, different story. It's a major part of why the left loses. They eat their own.
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Jeremy Cox
3 years
Breaking: Academy votes to replace all comedic elements of future awards shows with competitive cup stacking, and Machine Gun Kelly covers of Motown classics.
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Jeremy Cox
3 years
I'm sick of cancel culture. Until I'm the one offended. Relax, it's just jokes. Until jokes hit close to home. Then I get to hit you. #DoubleStandards.
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Jeremy Cox
3 years
So I assume the roast of Will and Jada Smith is off, @realjeffreyross ?.
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Jeremy Cox
5 years
RT @davidalangrier: Vote! 🗳.
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Jeremy Cox
5 years
RT @DougStanhope: I think about all the civil liberties that you are denied that I have yelled about over 30 yrs of comedy and sit dumbfoun….
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Jeremy Cox
5 years
The only reason to be mad at pancake syrup, is if they change the name and photo, to "Uncle Jolson." #AuntJemima #LogCabin #YouAreFakeMad #BLM.
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Jeremy Cox
5 years
RT @pattonoswalt: Required viewing. Please.
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Jeremy Cox
5 years
Surgeon General: "This week it's going to get bad.". The coronavirus has a two-week incubation period. Trump tweet from exactly two weeks ago:
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Jeremy Cox
6 years
RT @RyanAClarke: pull the debate out and blow into it.
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Jeremy Cox
6 years
RT @jamiekilstein: I hope when Beto is asked about policy he just slowly pulls out a guitar #DemDebate.
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Jeremy Cox
6 years
Slinging hash at McDonalds is quite lucrative. #DemDebate.
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Jeremy Cox
6 years
RT @TitaniaMcGrath: It’s so moving when children spontaneously come out with the things we’ve taught them to say.
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Jeremy Cox
6 years
Wait. Are they attached to a safety cable above their heads? #HighwireLIVE.
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Jeremy Cox
6 years
If they really want to heighten the drama, they should replace the long balance pole they carry with a squirming baby. #HighwireLIVE.
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Jeremy Cox
6 years
#racheldolezal is one of everything now, but most of all, she is a majestic, barded grey horsey who fought valiantly for the Persian Empire.
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Jeremy Cox
7 years
Finally found a quick video that isolates both words, so you can stop straining your brain. #TeamYanny.#TeamLaurel .#YannyorLaurel.#Yanny .#Laurel
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Jeremy Cox
8 years
Every GOP echo of the catchphrase “it’s inappropriate to politicize a mass shooting," is, in and of itself, a political statement.
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